Tonk

Something extremely bitchin or biscuity

That 1974 dodge ram van is tonk as hell.

by Gdhsjbdbd October 24, 2017

TONK

Tonk - The sound emitted from the persons head when struck by a flashlight.

1 - The tonk was apprehended by the police.

2 - And the tonks keep comming.

by AZ Mustangs August 9, 2006

Tonk

A reference used on internet discussion forums, it describes the sound made by an over zealous or Nazi like moderator when he strikes the 'ban' key to silence another forum member.

For example: "Damn!!!, it looks like BK just TONKED another member..."

by ArizonaFreedomRider January 12, 2005

tonk

A card game popularized by the great Thomas Warhoch II

"Hey lets play some Tonk, I'm down $15 from my other friend"

by Alexjandro October 30, 2008

Tonk

This is a word that has many meaning's. It is a word that can not be told how to use, you simply must learn how to use it.

1. That guy is Tonked as!

2. She's so hot i just want to Tonk the shit out of her!

I'm gonna Tonk her like she's never been Tonked before!

3. Let's go get Tonked

4. Dude I'm so Tonked! (Drunk/Happy/Sad/Excited/Depressed.. etc)

5. I'm gonna Tonk you!!!

6. hahahaha you're such a Tonk

by Milfna July 16, 2010

tonk

The sound made when an out of control mod is hit with a D cell maglite.

When is someone going to tonk Bk and the penguin.

by StayOutOfAZ February 25, 2005

Tonk

Used in Great Britain, mainly England. Mainly used to describe a muscular strong guy/girl who has been putting the work in at the gym. Can also be used to describe girls who are pretty or have big backs.

"Man got tonk in gym"
"Jimmy was looking tonk today with his top off"
"That gyal there is tonk, I would deffo smash"

by big man ting 6972453 November 27, 2020