by deeznutzhagoteem September 30, 2018
Get the “Ripples Tonight” mug.Being your uncle tonight is about the sexiest thing there is. When you want to be someones uncle tonight, you dream about holding them tight, touching their body, kissing, more touching. That's what being an uncle is all about. If there is anyone looking through your window when you're naked or when it's raining; that person probably wants to be your uncle, or he's just a pervert.
You're not a pervert if you want to be an uncle!
You're not a pervert if you want to be an uncle!
*It's raining and you're changing clothes*
Uncle: *Looks through the window*
You: Who tf are you?
Uncle: My baby love, you are a friendly girl.
You: Get the fuck out of here!
Uncle: I saw you at school today, and you were looking good.
You: I'm calling the police!
Uncle: I had a boner this morning, while the falling rain was falling down the window. I mastubated to you. I want to be your uncle tonight.
*uncle climbs in the window and begins holding you tight*
Uncle: *Looks through the window*
You: Who tf are you?
Uncle: My baby love, you are a friendly girl.
You: Get the fuck out of here!
Uncle: I saw you at school today, and you were looking good.
You: I'm calling the police!
Uncle: I had a boner this morning, while the falling rain was falling down the window. I mastubated to you. I want to be your uncle tonight.
*uncle climbs in the window and begins holding you tight*
by gayishomo March 6, 2019
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When you and your bbf wanna go out to dinner but...I guess one is "too busy" to go. Or...the fact that you annoy the shit out of him and he doesn't wanna spend another second with you.
by jake and amir 4 eva February 17, 2010
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A phrase that a depressed person utters when his/her friends are inviting them to do something fun. It can be used as an excuse for getting out of doing something shitty, or, it's most commonly just a sad, honest response to the invitation.
Gary: Hey man, let's go watch monday night football tonight, then we can go play some intramural flag football afterwords.
Steve: I have to work tonight.
Gary: Wow, you must be depressed.
Steve: I have to work tonight.
Gary: Wow, you must be depressed.
by JoeyRogue77 October 5, 2009
Get the I have to work tonight mug.Said by a party goer to announce that they have everything they require to have a fantastic evening.
by Fuzzy May 23, 2003
Get the Tonights' numbers are mine mug.*these are random names i came up with. also a reference to tom and jerry.*
jerry: tonight on bottom gear
tom: oh god he's reading another bottom gear thing.
jerry: tonight on bottom gear
tom: oh god he's reading another bottom gear thing.
by yardardar March 30, 2021
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