TomTom

The piece of shit GPS that got us lost for 2 hours and will most likely get you lost as well.

Time: Late at night.
Destination: Home/Highschool
Reason for trip: Drama
Device used:TomTom

Me - Hey, where are we?
Tom (Driver) - Still in Phoenix
Me - STILL?! Why are we still here?
Tom - The stupid TomTom.
Me - Damn it Tom! The TomTom got us lost!

by onrefni May 9, 2010

Tomdouchery

The act of being or pertaining to the actions of a douchebag

Did you see Jay Cutlers interview? Total tomdouchery!

by E30325 October 11, 2011

TomTomLonghammer

A term that denotes an ackkward fellow with pigeon toes, slightly cross eyed, and large in stature. TomTomLonghammer is an ancient Native American name that means pussy destroyer. Typically a TomTomLonghammer is over 6ft 3inches tall and equally as awkward. He is know for his ability to cause intense sexual arousal to those around him. The term longhammer pays tribute to the ungodly size of his penis. A TomTomLonghammer is always well endowed; 13 inches is not uncommon, with a typical girth approximating a large cucumber. When a TomTomLonghammer walks his balance is drastically impacted by his pigeon toes. His large longhammer, in essence, serves as a counter weight The swings back-and-forth between his legs, offsetting his uneven gait. Thus, Genetic researchers believe that the size of his penis is a genetic adaptation that allows him to walk upright. When a TomTomLonghammer is angry, typically he goes cross eyed, Pull his pants down around his ankles, and begins to masturbate while screaming “bangladore” at the top of his lungs.

Damn, look at that dude over there. He’s hung like a horse, he must be a TomTomLonghammer.

by MalibuRecon May 15, 2018

Tomtom

A literal Dutch god, who whores on game lore, loves his friends with the intensity of 1000 suns and hugs like a grizzly bear. Tomtom's laugh makes the ground shake and he has golden hair and a beard any mortal would envy. His coin is dank memes.

To catch a Tomtom, lure him with a Big Piece of Chicken. A BIG. PIECE. of CHICKEN.
NEVER call him Tom!

Tomtom will never give up on you, no matter what, he is just that kind of lad.

Ever watched Tomtom play Dead Space? That guy is a legend!

Whenever I am sad or anxious, Tomtom always sends me memes to put a smile on my face. He is great, I love him.

by ioi0 June 1, 2020

Todomu

Very hot… soooo hot…. what a unit… I LOVE TODOMU

Oh hug me Todomu

by Cohen Coolstra June 23, 2023

Todomatsu

A silly pink twink from Mr Osomatsu. He acts hella gay, but says he likes women (he's in denial) and is the youngest and wildest brother of the sextuplets.

"Do you like Todomatsu?"
"RAHHHH YES TODOMATSU IS MY FAVORITE LITTLE WHORE."

by Chuuyasbookiebear October 11, 2023

Tomdonkey

Trying every sexual perversion you read on the internet on girls you pick up and still only getting a kick from a donkey for your troubles

you try a monkey face but get a donkey punch for trying such a stupid thing.
Your a Tomdonkey

by cjgdrgsergw November 12, 2008