Tombstoner

Heavy Fuzz Rock band from the Pacific Northwest.

Man I just can't get that Tombstoner song out of my head it's so heavy it's stuck between my ears like Mercury.

by PDXHipster November 17, 2010

tombstone

2 mg bar shaped Xanax pills

"hey man you got any pharms?"
"yea dude, i got a couple tombstones i could hook you up with"

by dan0 November 16, 2005

tombstoning

1. a graphic description of an extreme wipeout in surfing, where the surfer is pinned to the bottom by the force of the wave, and the resultant tension on his leash keeps the surfboard perfectly vertical protruding halfway out of the water; appearing to spectators on the shore as a tombstone marking a watery grave.

2. metaphorically, experiencing helplessness in the face of an overwhelming oppositional force, often mother nature.

"Dude, Mark got worked at Waiamea yesterday, he was fully tombstoning!"

Q- "Another beer brah?"
A- "No thanks man - I'm still tombstoning from last night."

by Chiefnutz October 19, 2005

Tombstone Moment

That moment after you say something to your girlfriend/wife and you realize that its gonna get you killed.

Friend 1: That dude just called his wife fat.
Friend 2: Thats a total tombstone moment.
Guy who called his wife fat: HELP ME!!!! SHE'S KILLING ME.

by Chumley667 January 7, 2012

Tombstoning

Burring someone up to there neck and then T bagging them!

Morning love fancy a bit of Tombstoning?

by BillyBallBag January 26, 2022

Tombstone Tackle

to have sex with a girl bent over a tombstone doggie style, and to use any form of protection on hand such as a condom, rubber glove, plastic wrap, or garbage bag

Last night I drank a liter of smirnoff twist and tombstone tackled this dirty whore in the graveyard.

by chris wallace May 15, 2007

tombstone teeth

Usually occuring in older members of society, "Tombstone teeth" is a derogatory term used to describe a mouth consisting mainly of tongue and gums. Maybe, one or two teeth will stand out but no more than that. The ones on the bottom jaw seem more resistent to base-jumping out of the mouth, for some reason. Scientists are looking into this as I speak.

"That old Mrs Webster has some serious tombstone teeth. They're all yellow..."

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005