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tolkien

An absolute genius of a writer who created probably the most complex and complete fantasy world ever, 'Middle-earth', based on European mythology. Well known for Lord of the Rings, which has been made into a movie. He also created many languages.
Tolkien's Middle-earth is the ultimate fantasy. The world is amazing. His languages are beautiful. Worship it.
by Curuniel December 28, 2003
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tonsillolith

Also known as tonsil stones, these hard off-white balls are a combination of sulfur-producing bacteria, dead skin cells, and food particles. They accumulate in tonsil 'crypts' until they are dislodged. In extreme cases, chronic sufferers will go to the lengths of having their tonsils removed to rid themselves of this problem. They are not dangerous, although they can contribute to halitosis, and their frequency usually peaks in the teen years.
Susie's coughing fit ended with a tonsillolith dislodging and flying across the room.
by pr0digy December 6, 2004
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tolivi

Tolivi is the almighty and powerful, and is wise and quite old so don’t doubt her or else, she is the ruler of the universe and superior to all other beings.
“Wow is that Tolivi the great?!”
“Yeah she’s amazing!”
“I heard she destroyed the universe at the young age of 9!”
by chickenfingernuggets December 17, 2018
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Tonsilless hockey

When one or both of people had their tonsils removed and they are French kissing (kissing with tongues). It's like tonsil hockey except there's no tonsils.
Fernando (without tonsils): Let's make out!

Cassandra (with tonsils): OK!

*proceeds to tongue kiss and play tonsilless hockey.
by CynderFanclub January 1, 2023
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disposable plastic adult toliets

Quite simple really...this is a product like Depends, Attends, etc. -- any product designed to absorb micturition (piss), defecation (shit) and sometimes even menstrual discharge.

They're called, "disposable plastic adult toliets because they have but one purpose: an adult pisses, shits, and occasionally has her period (or he cums in one) when using them, they're made chiefly out plastic, and you hold your nose when you're gingerly carrying the fucking yucky, wet, heavy dripping bloody thing to the lidded wastepaperbasket or diaper pale for disposal.
Hey Linda, do you know where you moved the disposable plastic adult toliets to? I think I just cummed mine and I really need to change it!
by Telephony August 28, 2014
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pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonish men given to males with bad aim while passing micturition.
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!
by Telephony June 15, 2014
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toliet bowl

A football game between two teams that are considered to suck and/or blow by general consensus.
"Hey John! Get the nachos and hard liquor, the Browns and Raiders are playing in the toliet bowl!"
by P. Dub December 29, 2006
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