toilet bowl writing

When you run out of things to write about so you just reword the same thing over and over again

(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare
"A hundred page paper due tomorrow. Time for a little toilet bowl writing."
by UnculturedLout March 16, 2015
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Toilet Bowl Effect

While sitting on the toilet taking a shit, the aroma creeps from the space inbetween your legs directly to your nose. Making the smell 10x worse.
(Sitting on couch)
Dusty: *fart*
Alexis: Dude, gross!
Dusty: At least you didn't get the toilet bowl effect!
by Tom Alex Douchty May 02, 2010
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toilet bowl painting

When the fecal matter leaves stains on the bowl as it goes down the drain.
by warhawk1775 September 22, 2013
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toilet bowl bitch

A Toilet Bowl Bitch is last place finisher in a fantasy football league. The humiliation of the Toilet Bowl Bitch is forever immortalized at www.toiletbowlbitch.com
a toilet bowl bitch finishes last in a fantasy football league, is humiliated and ridiculed for an entire year, and is made to drink and warm, nasty, disgusting beer that is old and most likely shaken up.
by chpsrmne September 30, 2013
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Indonesian Toilet Bowl

When you eat a shit ton of curry before sex, then get the shits as you are about to orgasm, and then proceed to give your female partner an Alabama hot pocket. You then clean the "toilet" with your sperm.
A: My man, it's going amazing with Jenna!
B: I heard you slept together last night!
A: We didn't JUST sleep together. I gave her an Indonesian toilet bowl last night!
B: Lucky ass.
by lil pulp December 06, 2017
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toilet bowl zamboni

The act of placing dry toilet paper or a wet wipe on an area of skid mark on the toilet bowl and allowing the water to seep up and assist in cleaning the residual poo off the bowl with the next flush
I did not want my girlfriend to see the skidmark I left above the waterline, so I did a toilet bowl zamboni to help get rid of the embarrassing evidence
by Eyeboy2015 March 08, 2015
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Idaho Toilet Bowl

When getting a rusty trombone you shit in the perons mouth
Yesterday, I hit my whore girlfriend with a Idaho Toilet Bowl
by Jacob Taylor September 22, 2007
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