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Toad

A term of both endearment and scorn for a cyclist that rides faster than him or herself. May wear spandex, slather his or her ass with Chamois Butt'r, or cycle in plain clothes. Can often be heard discussing Strava QOMs or KOMs, eats Gu, probably shaves his legs. You'll find Toads riding every type of bike available at the fastest rates, and encouraging all to ride faster and harder. A toadie will tell you 'if it hurts, you just need to get used to it'.

The term is actually an auto-correct of Roadie, a road cyclist.
A toad would ride through the pain.

"Leave pace open" -A toad tries to change her spots.

Toadies only ride Slowhibition if they are late to a ride, drunk or are celebrating debauchery and birthdays.
by TheDogAteHim November 13, 2013
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toad is cool
by firetoad March 6, 2010
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Acronym for a (T)otally. (O)bnoxious.( A)ryan .(D)ouche-bag , Modern modern day skin head that is exactly as acronym states. Not to be Confused with old school skinhead, the term is extremely offensive especially to the young wanna be neo nazis because Toad is what the old school white prison gangs call african americans
Man look at solomon, hes such a TOAD, I cant stand his hypocritical wanna be nazi ass , he hes a totally obnoxious aryan douchbag.
by dontplaywithjilliray November 23, 2019
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When someone calls a guy a toad it is not a good thing. It is the equal of calling a girl a dog
That guy is a toad and I would never go out with him.
by Jan February 11, 2005
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a fat slug that hunches over while playing on the computer
Kenny is a fat toad.
by GT "shadow" March 30, 2008
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word for a girl with no shape to her body
guy 1"man dat girls got no shape to her body"
guy 2 "wot like a toad"
by d watson August 2, 2008
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A derrogatory term referring to French-speaking Canadians (Quebecoise) that attempts to be a lesser version of the term "frog," which refers to French people.
These pretentious toads are only confusing us tourists with their damn French road signs.
by Anonymous December 4, 2002
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