A play off the popular number Too Legit to Quit by the preeminent MC Hammer, this phrase is used with pride by classy ladies (and some men) to describe their aversion to public toilets.
Best accompanied by a little shuffle dance
Best accompanied by a little shuffle dance
Haris Pilton, upon seeing a disgusting and desecrated stall: "OMG! I'm Too Legit to Sit, use the damn paper you rat whores!"
by Leonard Klaus July 30, 2009
Get the Too Legit to Sit mug.A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.
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Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.
An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.
An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."
Female: "No thanks."
Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
Female: "No thanks."
Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
by CaptainMooseknuckle May 7, 2019
Get the You can lay your legs on me if you want to mug.1) An MC Hammer song made in 1991
2) One of the many hilarious quotes from the 2007 movie HOTROD. Where Rod Kimble explains how he was once legit, almost to legit to quit.
2) One of the many hilarious quotes from the 2007 movie HOTROD. Where Rod Kimble explains how he was once legit, almost to legit to quit.
I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.
by DieWeak73 October 7, 2008
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Person 1: I just stole 40 diamond rings and $50 million dollars from the bank. I'm gonna quit now and enjoy ma fame.
Person 2: I worked a year for this $50. Too legit to quit.
Person 2: I worked a year for this $50. Too legit to quit.
by diseraw January 16, 2011
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Get the legal, single, and ready to mingle mug.When your riding on a coach and need to lay a spicy log, but you don't want to risk your fellow passengers taking in the potent fumes and judging you. So you hold it in till the next service station.
Guy1: I'm going to sack off squeezing this lemon and hold it in
Guy2: Lad. You are too legit to shit.
Guy2: Lad. You are too legit to shit.
by Harrymarrymo October 7, 2012
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