to do list

List of different types of partners you'd like to have sex with before you die...

" Last night, I checked a red head off the to do list. Now, all I need to do is score with an Asian..."

by Chetmo June 28, 2008

To do a Thind

To do a Thind is the process of one gentlemen inviting his or her fellow peers out to a party when the chances of getting in are very unlikely. If a miracle does happen and the Thind (otherwise known as an Alexander) gets his or her friends in, the Thind will drink too much and end up throwing up in a corner, or spend the vast duration of the night skanking half naked, by himself with the occasional girl staring in disgust. After trying to flirt with girls he has no chance with, the Thind will get with an extremely fat, potentially physically ill girl as a result of being turned down by the more sane girls. The next morning, the Thind will stumble to his computer and add every single person at the party, whether or not he or she had even met them. One completes the action of doing a Thind by talking to all the people of which he has added on facebook, with the hope that one will acquire yet another "hard night", so the process can be repeated. It is rare for the Thind to find another party, because due to his overly keen chats, they will become freaked out and consequently try to avoid him or her.

Guy: blud, did you see that wasteman skanking half naked, throwing up, and on that bare fat girl?

Girl: yeah I know, he added me on facebook asking for a party

Guy: yeee bruv I kno, I reckon he is going to do a Thind for the rest of his life

by TheHairyGreekWoman July 3, 2011

to do your chemistry

(as a verb) to do or complete the daily, and often boring, household chores one is responsible for as a child living at his parents house.

This definition stems from the often objective observation that most high school kids today not only hate chemistry, but consider it boring as well as a chore.

a boy comes from school and says to his mother: i want to go and watch and porn video and later go my girlfriends house. his mother responds: before doing whatever it is you have proposed i want you to do your chemistry.

son: which one: physical, organic, inorganic, analytical, or biological?
mother: no you twit. i want you to take out the recycling and the trash, wash the dishes and drive your little sister to ballet classes; otherwise i am cutting off your allowance.

by Sexydimma December 4, 2011

to do the andy

To ask a pretty woman you happen to meet on the street for a drink

Wow that girl is cute!" - "Are you going to do the andy on her?" - "Yeah, I should

by NotAnAndy March 4, 2011

to do a schettino

a captain leaving a sinking ship ahead of anyone else

claiming that he had accidently fallen into a lifeboat, he did a schettino
Instead, because of his selfish actions, he is now regarded as a national embarrassment in his own country. And, his name is already showing signs of becoming a by-word for shameful and stupid behavior — “to do a Schettino."

by django_reinh February 9, 2012

To do a Ryan

This is when a person submits a restaurant bought dish to the Official Food Group and tries to pass it off as their own.

Oh he's gone and done a Ryan there. That food's clearly from the chippy down the road. (to do a Ryan)

by Official Food Group July 19, 2020

To do a dennis

verb.

To miss a very important moment as the only person in a group.

Have you seen that girl dancing? No, I just did a dennis. (to do a dennis)

by T is in the house March 18, 2021