triath

an illiterate black man who eats peas

<triath> I dont bother reading kthx
<triath> im an illiterate black man who eats peas

by cheesegrater August 30, 2003

Polish Triathlon

Going to the public pool on foot and returning home with a bike.

Oh shit my bike is gone! It must have been Maciej participating in a Polish Triathlon again!

by jrssww July 11, 2010

Detroit Triathlon

When you vomit, shit, and ejaculate semen all at the same time

Marcos: Ahhgfluhmmf!!
Adam: Woah! Did you just go through a Detroit Triathlon?
Marcos: Yeah. Now I have to go take a shower to get this mess off of me.

by Marcos Gonzalez January 19, 2009

Tirthankar

An extremely rare kind of motherfucker. Tirthankars are smart humans(though they don't actually prefer being called such lowlifes) who are generally above the rest when it comes to basically everything. People may think he is cool, and it generally turns out that he actually is. His captaincy is way above and beyond others, while his leadership is, au contraire, of a mediocre standard. They are known to be extremely witty with words, and well informed about maybe everything except anything even remotely related to politics. Yes, they hate politics.

They always have an urge to roast others and always joke around, they don't even care if their jokes are lame/cringy/offensive, and in this process they sometimes end up being insensitive little shits.

Also, the kinda of perverted thoughts they sometimes get is just out of this world.

Feline in nature, they can sometimes get too soft, which often surprises others.

"Look I'll admit he's smart af, but his perverted ideas of women- dang he can be such a Tirthankar."

by Pylovshytt March 28, 2022

Tirtha

Used for someone who is a no-nonsense person combined with savagery and adeadly sense of humor.

I like people,who are tirtha.

by SooperCena June 2, 2018

triathlon

Any night of sexual activity consisting of the entire trifecta of penetrating sexual acts. The official order consist of oral, vaginal, and finally anal sex. However, if used as "we might as well have pulled a triathlon" it's understood the acts were there, but not the order.

A reverse triathlon would simply be the acts in reverse order.

If I really like the guy I let him run the triathlon on me, but no one is going backwards on me, that's just dirty.

by runner93939 October 25, 2007

Tirahangry

Meaning: You are a mixture of tired and hungry, making you angry.

“Oh my goodness, I’m so tirahangry!”

by Nancy Mooper January 24, 2021