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Temporal Paradox 

You fucking up history.

It'd be like going back in time and shooting yourself in the head, you'd die, but you wouldn't appear back in time to kill yourself, so you'd have to wait until after you said you'd do it to successfully kill yourself, right? Wrong, you still wouldn't have done it, so history resets, and if you are one retarded motherfucker, you will try it again until you stop buttfucking your grandmother in her prime back in the 1940's
Adrian Shephard in Gearbox's 'Opposing Force', If you jumped into the Portal after Gordon, it would say subject terminated stating that the reason being was that you attempted to create a temporal paradox
Temporal Paradox by No clue January 21, 2008

Tempo de learno 

A slower tempo than what the sheet music suggests so the band or choir can learn the song easier.
Our conductor said we will be playing this song tempo de learno.
Tempo de learno by Band man March 27, 2009

Temporary Friend 

A "friend" that is made for a small amount of time. A person to talk to in movies or at a event. As soon as it ends. You have no contact and are strangers once again.
" You were talking to that girl a lot during the movie, you get her number?"
" No, she was just a temporary friend"
Temporary Friend by CorruptDino February 24, 2018

Temporary Depression 

When you just feel like shit after realizing your life situation. This temporary depression will last for various amount of time depending on your case. Symptoms can include suicidal thoughts, light-headedness and headaches.

Ways to recover from temporary depression:

1. Look at your waifu or husbando
2. Remembering that depressed/ anti-social people need to stick together
Dude: You good?
Other Dude: Yea, but I was just in temporary depression.
Dude: How did you get over it?
Other Dude: I just looked at my waifu. Damn she's hot.
Dude: Nice
Temporary Depression by HWAHman October 1, 2019

temporary insect insanity 

The act of suddenly waving one's arms around to shoo away an insect, or removing a spider web, that nobody else can see.
Janet's blind date quickly left after she had a temporary insect insanity episode right as they were about to meet for the first time.

Mid-Tempo Cruiser 

Songs of medium tempo, ranging from 75 bpm - 100 bpm. Usually good driving music.
Some good Mid-Tempo Cruisers:
Dr. Dre - Xxplosive
William De Vaughn- "Be Thankful For What You've Got"
Curtis Mayfield - "Pusherman"
T.I. - "What You Know"
Betty Everett - "You're Falling In Love"
Soul and Rap music have alot of good examples.
Mid-Tempo Cruiser by bobtheorange October 21, 2010