tide pod

It's a forbidden fruit that is very delicious. It gives you all your vitamins and nutrients. There are many different flavors too. Contrary to popular belief, it will not kill you, it's just another healthy snack.

Mmm. This tide pod is exceptionally good today.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 14, 2018

Tide Pod

A small packet of laundry detergent that is supposed to be used for cleaning clothes, but is sometimes eaten by dumbasses who act like they're 5.

Margaret: Billy, can you buy some Tide Pods at the grocery store today?

Billy: yEaH mOm I cAn'T wAiT tO eAt SoMe!!!1!
*devours Tide Pods and dies

by Ｉ Ｗ Ａ Ｎ Ｔ Ｔ Ｏ Ｄ Ｉ Ｅ May 3, 2018

tide pod

quite literally the most banging snack i've had in a long time. 10/10 would reccomend.

person 1: dude, you got any snacks?
person 2: just this tide pod in my bag.
person 1: hell yeah!

by _rbf_ June 25, 2022

Tide pod

Tasty treat that is totally not deadly

I shoved that tide pod into my mouth and then got a tingling sensation

by Kid lover69 January 22, 2018

Tide Pod

A delicious and nutritious grassfed organic home grown snack the whole family will love.

Dequan: yo wanna pop these tide pods nigga they better than xanny bruh you gotta try it doood
Tyrone: Nah, better than xanny? Bruh you trippin'
Dequan: Yah im trippin on m'fuckin Tide Pods!

Tyrone: eh you know what pass dat b

Dequan: Bet

Tyrone: nigga dis shit dope

by HetricFriend February 6, 2018

Tide pod

A delicious snack that is healthy and totally not deadly

Stick it in butt or mouth just like cock but it’s a tide pod

by Kid lover69 January 23, 2018

Tide pods

The act of emptying a tide pod and refilling it with male semen. And then proceeding to shove it up a females ass

I gave that bitch tide pods

by Hitlersforeskin22 December 7, 2019