Thyme is a evil goblin that lives deep in the woods with mushrooms as their only friend. They like moss, mushooms, bones, bones, a little more bones, moss, mushrooms, sprinkle a little more mushrooms, and herbs.
They are often short and ill tempered, kinda like dwarf. If you are a homophobe, transphobe, racist or anything liketh, be ready because they will make sure all hell breaks lose and torture you slowly you piece of shit. : )
They are often short and ill tempered, kinda like dwarf. If you are a homophobe, transphobe, racist or anything liketh, be ready because they will make sure all hell breaks lose and torture you slowly you piece of shit. : )
Example one:
Albin: Hey Tuva, whats that thing in the forest?
Tuva: Oh, it's just a thyme, dont be a dick and you will be fine asshole.
Example 2:
Enkhjin: Is that a living flipping mushroom?
Ella: Oh no, either you are delusional or its a thyme. could be a combination not gonna lie.
Albin: Hey Tuva, whats that thing in the forest?
Tuva: Oh, it's just a thyme, dont be a dick and you will be fine asshole.
Example 2:
Enkhjin: Is that a living flipping mushroom?
Ella: Oh no, either you are delusional or its a thyme. could be a combination not gonna lie.
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Thaymen is a power hungry, semimetal man who secretly has a heart of gold. If put in a relationship he will put all his love and affection into making the person happy. A Thaymen will stress a lot, but will always find a way out of it no matter what. Thaymen is a very caring person who will always try to make the person happy. But if put in a conflict will always try to win. If he doesn't win it only takes him a few days to get over. Thaymen can be very obessive, such as his love for Ghost and Los Campesinos, but if he finds a girl that he likes he'll focus on her and only her. And ofc... He's a ginger diabetic...
Hey i'm feeling a little down, should I go talk to Thaymen? I heard he was a therapist.
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(Note from Thaymen) Love you Jenna <3
Why does Thaymen think papa emeritus the 4th is hot?
(Note from Thaymen) Love you Jenna <3
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