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toasty thursday ©️™️ 

not to be confused with the slightly less valid toasty tuesday. toasty thursday occurs every thursday and it’s when sweet tato and the papas get together to smoke and perform weed shenanigans. anyone is welcome to join the toasty family.
person: toasty at your place?
2nd person: yea man, it’s toasty thursday ©️™️

Slap Ass Thursday 

A day dedicated to slapping someone else's ass (most likely your friend) it can only be someone of the same gender to slap ones ass (unless you are dating then it's allowed)
Friend: Tomorrow is Slap Ass Thursday you better keep those cheeks out of reach
You: You better be careful too

Bitchless Thursday 

Weekly holiday created by Annie Marshall of Maryland, observed by refraining from bitching, complaining, ingratitude and pessimism on Thursdays. Currently popular in Central and Western Maryland, and spreading quickly to other regions.
It's Bitchless Thursday! Which must mean it's polka-lessons-down-the-C&O-Canal-tow-path-before-it-gets-too-hot day.

Thigh Slap Thursday 

Go slap some Thighs every Thursday. Just wait it will go around your school too. If it doesn’t already

think and drink thursday

See think and drink

wednesday thursday friday 

1. what the fuck?
2. WTF
3. code if you're in an atmosphere where swearing is not allowed
4. usually a response of disbelief and/or confusion
Wednesday Thursday Friday!! What were you thinking copying off Sue's test.

Bill,? Wednesday Thursday Fiday? I asked you to fill the paper towels 3 hours ago.

Wdenesday Thursday Friday? How the hell did Bob pass? He never even comes to class