Thundercunt

A cunt of the highest order, who finds new and exciting ways of pissing off her significant other. Thundercunts tend to be over 300 lbs, and hate working just as much as they love chicken nuggets from Wendy's.

Jennifer, you fat fucking pig. Stop being a thundercunt and open the door. I have nuggets for you.....

by milkdud August 23, 2006

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When you use the power of Thor's hammer to punch open the vagina of an unsuspecting woman.

Terry - I haven't seen Andy in a while

Falular - Yeah I was thundercunting him all of last night.

Terry - lol

by broocemoose January 14, 2014

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Thundercunt

The biggest and most cuntiest of all cunts. Generally, thundercunts are incredibly obese and have a portal to Hell in between their legs rather than a vagina.

Bob: Have you met the new girl?
Joe: You mean Meghan? Yeah, dude, she's a fucking thundercunt.

by JackamoTheThunderCuntSlayer February 4, 2009

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thundertwunt

an extremely insufferable person; the most ignorant of ignoramuses; the inbred retarded offspring of the inbred retarded offspring of the most retarded an inbred species known to man

Combination of "twat" and "cunt" with the added "thunder" to implicate the magnitude of dipshittery and asshattery. Shithattery, if you will.

Bill O'Reilly, Glen Beck, Sarah Palin, Fox News in general, any of their ilk, tea-baggers, creationists, Fred Phelps, Harold Camping

Tide goes in, tide goes out, never a miscommunication, WHO PUT THE MOON THERE? - Bill "Thundertwunt" O'Reilly

by Dr Parallelogram July 25, 2011

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