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Thunderbolt

to brutally throw/clobber ice cream at someone in a movie theatre during the movie Thunderbolts
“I got thunderbolted at the movies yesterday
by hsthunderbolt May 2, 2025
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Thunderbolt

To be victimized by the most unlikely and most unfortunate outcome possible.
I went to light my last cigarette and wasn't paying attention. I accidentally lit the wrong end. I just thunderbolted myself and now I have no cigs.

I get thuderbolted every year on my birthday because it's the day after Christmas and the birthday gifts are also my Christmas presents.

I was having an affair and I finally told my husband I wanted a divorce. That same day, my lover told me he wanted to end it. I was thunderbolted by both men in my lives.
by adrienneorion September 27, 2018
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Russian Thunderbolt

A sexual act of twatting an ejaculation top bins of your birds mouth. Commonly mistaken with the Japanese Firebolt, a sexual act where you ejaculate with such passion and aggression, you send your bird back to 1974.
Boy, your Russian Thunderbolt was the best I’ve ever seen!
by anonymous September 13, 2022
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Thunderbolt

As lightning comes down and meets thunder, thunderbolt is created. It is, in essence, the love child of lightning and thunder.
I can tell the storm is right above my head because there's a giant thunderbolt emerging.
by Love doctoress December 15, 2017
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Thunderbolt

"call thunderbolt, they'll help you out!"

"oh you mean marge in charge?"
by user566245 December 2, 2022
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Red Thunderbolt

Symbol of support for Women's strike in Poland against ban on abortion
What are those red thunderbolt filters about?
Ans: They are symbol of support for women striking against abortion ban
by Eevee666x October 27, 2020
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Thunderbolt

When both are nearing climax you yell "Pikachu use Thunderbolt!" and then proceed to taser the female and the clenching that ensues is the result.
Guy1: I gave the ol Thunderbolt then stupid bitch broke.
Guy2: Fuck man I hope mine doesn't break that easily when I do it.
by Amar L November 28, 2020
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