Thunderbolt

To be victimized by the most unlikely and most unfortunate outcome possible.

I went to light my last cigarette and wasn't paying attention. I accidentally lit the wrong end. I just thunderbolted myself and now I have no cigs.

I get thuderbolted every year on my birthday because it's the day after Christmas and the birthday gifts are also my Christmas presents.

I was having an affair and I finally told my husband I wanted a divorce. That same day, my lover told me he wanted to end it. I was thunderbolted by both men in my lives.

by adrienneorion September 27, 2018

National no Zeus thunderbolt day

Not allowed to use Zeus’s thunderbolt at any circumstances to the average player experience better.

-What is the national no Zeus thunderbolt day?
-It’s the day where all Fortnite players can enjoy the new season in fairness.

by OfficialFortnite March 10, 2024

Thunderbolt 24 The SSBU Gamer 2017

A user who gets glazed by a sped kid named TomthecatPATBWW on YouTube

Person 1: yo who is Thunderbolt 24 The SSBU Gamer 2017?

Person 2: oh just someone who gets meatrided by a kid who once dated coco from bluey

Person 1: oh that’s weird

by mrberenisp4d0 December 24, 2024

Thunderbolt

When both are nearing climax you yell "Pikachu use Thunderbolt!" and then proceed to taser the female and the clenching that ensues is the result.

Guy1: I gave the ol Thunderbolt then stupid bitch broke.
Guy2: Fuck man I hope mine doesn't break that easily when I do it.

by Amar L November 28, 2020

Red Thunderbolt

Symbol of support for Women's strike in Poland against ban on abortion

What are those red thunderbolt filters about?
Ans: They are symbol of support for women striking against abortion ban

by Eevee666x October 27, 2020

Russian Thunderbolt

A sexual act of twatting an ejaculation top bins of your birds mouth. Commonly mistaken with the Japanese Firebolt, a sexual act where you ejaculate with such passion and aggression, you send your bird back to 1974.

Boy, your Russian Thunderbolt was the best I’ve ever seen!

by anonymous September 13, 2022

Thunderbolt

marge in charge

"call thunderbolt, they'll help you out!"

"oh you mean marge in charge?"

by user566245 December 2, 2022