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Johnny Threechord

Another name for Jimmy Buffett. He plays three chords on his guitar and every one of his songs sounds the same but he capitalized on a niche market so he still makes money. He is not that talented but the man knows how to make cash...
Guy 1: Jimmy Buffett is not that talented.
Guy 2: I know, but he is Johnny Threechord so he still makes bank.
by ZetaPhi1012 August 11, 2010
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Lonely Threesome

The act of masturbating with both hands. Typically alternating between them, but many variations and techniques can be utilized depending on how slutty your hands are...

Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(
Did you go out last night?

Nope, stayed home and had a "Lonely Threesome"
by Myfartssmelllikepoop February 28, 2011
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Skowhegan Threesome

A threesome involving a young male and two cats. Named for where it originated in Skowhegan Maine.
Kody may not have ever slept with a girl, but he has had a Skowhegan Threesome in the back of his Buick!
by Riley T April 7, 2021
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treesh

what folk gang member use to identify a highly sexually active female
Yoo there's bare treeshhhhhhhhhh in the air BnB
by Top Richie November 13, 2016
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Treesh

"U got the free? Say no mo', I'm bringing the treesh to ur crib"
by wolf_izzo November 22, 2016
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treesh

A treesh is a girl who likes to talk to mad boys. A person who has a new boyfriend every week. Always in people dm's
Yo i was just dating that girl. That girl is treeshing again
by nevaeh curry October 2, 2019
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Devil's Threesome

A threesome including one woman and two men.
"Jane really got a good workout when Dick and Tom gave her Devil's Threesome"
by Eric, Sean, and Ben September 1, 2007
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