The act of masturbating with both hands. Typically alternating between them, but many variations and techniques can be utilized depending on how slutty your hands are...
Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(
Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(
by Myfartssmelllikepoop February 28, 2011
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by Eric, Sean, and Ben September 1, 2007
Get the Devil's Threesome mug.1. Like the character Ben Stiller played in the movie "There's Something About Mary," the person suffering from this condition still has a strong love for a high school sweatheart, even after years of separation.
2. Like Cameron Diaz's character, this syndrome my also deal with a person stuck between two or more choices of potential partners, in which the person with said syndrome cannot choose who he/she wants.
-can be abbreviated to TSAMS
2. Like Cameron Diaz's character, this syndrome my also deal with a person stuck between two or more choices of potential partners, in which the person with said syndrome cannot choose who he/she wants.
-can be abbreviated to TSAMS
1. "Hey Brian, I saw Judy for the first time in 7 years"
"Dude, you're suffering from There's Something About Mary Syndrome."
2. "Ugh I can't choose between Brett, George, And Tom"
"Yeah TSAMS really sucks, doesn't it?"
"Dude, you're suffering from There's Something About Mary Syndrome."
2. "Ugh I can't choose between Brett, George, And Tom"
"Yeah TSAMS really sucks, doesn't it?"
by benny stiler September 7, 2009
Get the There's Something About Mary Syndrome mug.When two close males interact in a bonding experience in which they watch the same pornographic material and pleasure themselves at the same time. They do not have to be in the same room, but studies show the bond to be stronger when in the same location.
Me: "Hey buddy, do you wanna do a back-to-back Simon Threesome with me tonight?"
Griffin: "Would I ever!"
Me: "Sweet man! Don't forget a laptop, lotion, and tissues!"
Griffin: "Would I ever!"
Me: "Sweet man! Don't forget a laptop, lotion, and tissues!"
by csemenmonster November 27, 2013
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