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Game of Thrones

An HBO show based on George R. R. Martin's books. The show's got a great deal of politics, royal intrigues, incest, murder, warfare, violence and sex. Mediæval genre and features lots of swordplay and riding horses. And a lot of violence and sex. Did I mention the sex? And drinking and a dwarf with an obsession with whoring.
Did you see Game of Thrones last night?
Yeah, and I can't believe they tried to murder that kid.
by campanile April 27, 2012
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thrangle

(v.) To passionately acquire, consume or devour something. To imply the satisfaction of a primitive urge based upon the context.
Dude, I'm starving....let's go thrangle some burgers. We went to the bar and thrangled some drinks. After few drinks he took her home where they thrangled.
by sfdaveb May 21, 2011
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Throne Phone

The phone that is hung up in some hotels right next to the toilet.
"Dude, I tried calling your suite earlier but you didn't answer!"

"I couldn't answer because I was on the throne."

"Why didn't you use the throne phone then?"
by ratchet steve blowjobs December 26, 2014
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Crowning the Throne

Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.
Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.
by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016
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porcelain throne

A fancy term for a toilet.
I had to drop a duece on the porcelain throne.
by Ryan April 28, 2007
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Legolas Thranduilion

Legolas is a character from The Lord of the Rings trilogy (both books and films). In the films, he is played by Orlanda Bloom and is known to say the line 'They're taking the hobbits to Isenguard!' Which in fact created a very famous remix on youtube.

He is a member of the Fellowship of the Ring, a group of Nine companions (Frodo Baggins the ring bearer, Samwise Gamgee, Meriodoc Brandybuck, Perigrin Took, Aragron, Son of Arathorn, Isildur's heir and her of kings, Gandalf the Grey, Boromir of Gondor, Gimli of the Lonely Mountain (Erebor) and Legolas Tranduilion)

The Fellowship is there to help Frodo get the ring to Mordor.

Legolas is the Prince of Greenwood, which became Mirkwood during the journey of the Company of Thorin Oakenshield ( Read the Hobbit) as evil started to return to the Forest.

Some people mistake his surname as Greenleaf which is actually the translation of his name from elvish (forgive me since I don't know if it's Sindarin or Quenya). Yes, Legolas does actually mean Greenleaf.

His official title is Legolas Thrandullion which means Legolas, Son of Thranduil (The great Elvin king Of Greenwood)

He has no surname for he is an elf. Only titles. This should surprise the fanfiction authors who have their Mary-Sues marry him and take on the surname 'Greenleaf'.

And I am actually a female writing this so BAZINGA.
Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Legolas: They're taking the Hobbits to Isenguard!

Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Legolas: Mary-Sues who want to marry me! Lots of them! RUN!

Mary-Sue: I want to me Mrs. Greenleaf!
Me: It's actually Legolas Thranduilion. Also, it's his title not his surname! Muggle, you should be thrown into Mount Doom!
by A Lady Dwarf From Erebor November 4, 2013
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Bone Throne

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.
Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Bone Throne.
by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008
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