thewayshegoes

1.some times she goes, some times she doesn't. thats thewayshegoes.
2.expression used by redneck/trailer park resident to explain fortunate or unfortunate outcome of event.

thats thewayshegoes when goddanm erections ruin the evening.

by Ronald Mcgoddamn Donald July 8, 2009

Kenosha Typewriter

During cunnilingus, the act of using your tongue to draw letters, numbers, or other symbols over her vagina. This is commonly done with the alphabet, but can also be used for spelling out song lyrics or lines of Shakespeare.

I got bored while eating her out, so I started up the Kenosha Typewriter and started spelling out the Pokémon theme. She loved it.

by CaseJackal July 19, 2011

thewisepickle

A gorgeous, nice, wise, and friendly pickle that everyone looks/should look up to.

Hey man did you see that pickle!?
Yeah bro, that was thewisepickle!

by CockWranglerOmgggg September 18, 2011

typewriter

The act of pinning someone down and jamming your fingers into their collar bone, "typing", and then backhanding them to start a new line on the page. The processes is repeated as many times as desired.

"What happened to him?"
"Oh he just got typewritered."

by english.muffin July 31, 2012

I don't why she just threw that at me

What singer Justin Bieber said after he got pelted by a water bottle on the head.

Ow! That didn't feel good. I don't why she just threw that at me.

by Tazz69 August 11, 2010

magic tapeworm

when you stick your dick into a mouth and sperm so much it comes out her nose

i just gave Kristi a magic tapeworm it was gross

by jason and jonah July 19, 2009

Typewriter

An automatic weapon. most often used on somebody (usually a batty boy) who tries to test a rudeboy, badman or original Jamaican dondadda

gunshot-a-ring, typewriter sing

by Cuzzin Itt Uv Da Swamp January 20, 2017