Thong

Sexy hot underwear falsely considered as "lingerie" wore by mostly Females (and some scandalouz guys..) to prevent underwear lines in tight pants and add a sexy little touch to an outfit. One should normally wear the strings high on the hips like it was meant to, but most girls push the strings in their pants to hide them cuz they say "high strings will make them look like hoes and be too provocative" ..thus rendering the thong completely useless because it really ain't a comfortable underwear. Who will ever understand women..

K-NyNe (spotting incoming booty) : "Damn loc' that lil' mama right here surely knows how to sport that Thong and put her ass in praise, Sisqõ would be proud!!"

Freek Dogg : "Word is bond dawg, she knoooows!! I must tell my girl to quit pushing them damn strings down her pants and make 'em rise up like a phoenix! Wear a Thong than wear it RIGHT"

by K-NyNe August 29, 2008

Thong

1.) A woman's undergarments.

2.) A typo of 'thing'

Ex. 1
GF: I'm wearing that thing you like baby ;)

Ex. 2
Person A: That thing looks cool
Person B: Thong??
Person A: THING!!! THING!!!
Person B: HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO GOING ONLINE

by BadassMikasa February 23, 2016

Thong

A shoe lace that chafes your butt in seconds flat! Usually only used on special occasions! 😉

Man my thong is all the ways up my butt

by $&@##.234 October 03, 2017

Thong

an undergarment worn by women where the backside is usually jammed straigh up the ass causing an all day wedgie

u will never get me in a thong! u will never get me in a thong! i only wear silk g strings!

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 26, 2003

Thong

its some underwear u stick up ur ass!

dude, is she wearing a thong

by sabrina da pina July 24, 2003

Thong

Butt Floss. like knickers, but the ass bit is a thin bitt of material that disappears up your crack. Popular with teenage males.

1. Do you wear thongs?
2. What a ho, look at that thong

by Igg July 15, 2003

Thong

Best fart silencer ever.

Chuck: Seems like women these days are only cutting SBDs, is this because of thongs?

Mona: Yes Scott, this is due to the new fart silencing properties of modern lingerie.

by braddlecat December 15, 2008