thoink

fat ass

Damn she got a thoink

by wongtongshlongdong June 12, 2018

thoink

An unusually long hair follicle. Often found in unusual parts of ones body where other hairs are not found. If it is with other hairs it is found growing in the opposite direction. Thoink sizes can vary from 2 to 3 inches.

"Gee Mike, take a look at that thoink on your back"
"Ian come over here and let me pluck that thoink, I can't bare to look at it any longer!"

by Wayne Schmokamond December 29, 2007

Thoinks

Slang for "thanks" or "thank you". Invented by a very odd group of young men in Southern California who toured throughout the United States with independent bands.

I made $1000 dollars in Vegas THOINKS!

Variations: "Thoinkity" or "Thoink"

by Betamax DC November 4, 2008

Thoingy

how to discribe pubic hair.
i.e. thick, coarse, and curly

Pubic hair is very thoingy.

by 3 chicks in a bed November 6, 2009

Thinx

Like jinx, but it is called when two people are thinking the same thing.

Friend: "I really want to watch Avengers tonight."
You: "I was just thinking that."
Friend: "Thinx!"

by Fezzini November 1, 2012

Thoing

Maybe by Shelby Frost

“I didn’t do a thoing”

by Kiribakuforever._. September 14, 2020

thoinka

A big bum.

"She gotta thoinka on her."

by humblethoinka November 24, 2021