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Thoin, n.: that really awkward area where the thigh ends and the groin begins. Often used as a meter of the appropriateness of clothing, i.e., shorts/skirts that show thigh are considered "appropriate"; shorts/skirts that show thoin are not.
Dude, those are really awkward holes in your jeans; I can see WAY too much thoin.
thoin by maianess May 14, 2009
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póg mo thóin 

Irish Gaelic (Gaeilge) for "kiss my ass"
Pól: you were so drunk last night Dónall!
Dónall: póg mo thóin! feck off yeh bollucks!
póg mo thóin by Scotaigh November 18, 2005
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Póg mo thóin 

"Kiss My Ass" in Irish-Gaelic.
Póg mo thóin, Eamonn!
Póg mo thóin by Lucid-no-pants February 21, 2009

pog mo thoin 

Irish Gaelic phrase that means "Kiss My Ass". See also Pogue Mahone
Shut up and pog mo thoin!
pog mo thoin by Lannie February 12, 2005

Pog Mo Thoin 

It means have a good day, Trust me
Mum shouted out to the kid as they left for school "Pog Mo Thoin"

that whole Yale thing 

The state of being a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine, as described by yuppie serial killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.
Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What "whole Yale thing"?
Patrick Bateman: Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

Thaining 

To cover ones naked self in baby oil and then consume high volumes of drugs and angrily masturbate to shocked on-lookers over omegle or chat roulette.

Thaining, or Thainers, use the shock of each omegle/chat roullete viewer to "get off".
Peter : My wife wants a divorce.

James : That's not good man. What happened?

Peter : She walked in on me thaining.
Thaining by Rusty Fury January 20, 2013
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