nigger thick

The thickest of thick most commonly described as a big booty black female

Damn that bitch nigger thick

by Henrydickthong42069 February 16, 2017

thick as pig shit

1) Unteachable or untrainable

2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse

3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.

3) George W. Bush

George(W)Bush is as thick as pig shit.

by sociopath9 May 2, 2009

Thick Dart

A bishop in the game of chess (chess piece)

Those are some thick darts you have lined up! You are about to win the queen!!

by Udorri July 21, 2021

thick mick

a stubborn, dense, or otherwise thickheaded Irishman or person of Irish descent.

I was a stubborn toddler; Grandpa would try to get me to wash my hands before dinner, but I would refuse...my hands had not dirt on them, why wash?

"Jesus Christ, you are one thick mick, ya know that?" queried a frustrated Grandpa.

(aye, this is how grandpa spoke to toddlers)

by ThickMick October 19, 2010

Thick slim

Skinny girls with high metabolisms. Can eat 10 meals in an hour, and only a bit of fat will show but only in the stomach.

Looks: pregnant legend

Is Sophia pregnant?

Nah she’s just one of them thick slims.

by ethnicfatty May 28, 2018

Fsms thick

Fsms thick is when your jeans don't have air in them there for you are thick by fsms standards.

She's not thick but she's fsms thick

by Xela Enivoe September 29, 2017

thick as a plank

Somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. They are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.

In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.

Jack: So did Alan manage to fix that rusty gate?

Bill: Nah man that lads as thick as a plank.

by MrWeldon February 6, 2018