Circus Tickets

Code word for marijuana, usually used when attempting to obtain marijuana. First used in a Weekend Update skit on NBC's Saturday Night Live.

Hey, I need $50 worth of circus tickets.

by Tarpie March 26, 2009

Did you get your tickets?

To the gun show! *Flexes muscles*

Johnny: Hey, Cindy, Did you get your tickets?

Cindy: To what?

Johnny: To the gun show! *Flexes his muscles so hard he rips his shirt*

Cindy: *Orgasm*

by Specks December 14, 2012

piss tickets

a ticket purchased at a public toilet to go for a piss

Sabastian when to the toilet and had to buy a 'piss tickets' to have a piss

by WuddaWhist February 16, 2009

bum tickets

toilet paper

Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!

by NevaMO February 2, 2016

Season Tickets

A term used by a male to describe a female whom they can engage in sexual activities with immediately upon encountering again. Given one another's previous history the female is generally considered to be sexually at the males disposal. Similar to that of a fuck buddy but not nearly as degrading and more socially acceptable; requires much less commitment with minimal to no strings attached. Often stated to rationalize the amount of sexual control and/or intimate authority that an alpha male has over an inferior female.

"You see that girl over there? Yea I fucked her like 5 years ago in high school and she still wants my dick. I got Season Tickets bro I can hit that whenever I want".

by Cristobal Marmol August 16, 2010

rofl tickets

When someone is seriously "bringing the lulz" and making people laugh either on purpose, or by being laughed at.

"I was laughing so hard! You should have been there. That guy was selling rofl tickets."

by Stevie Vedmore February 27, 2008

Lift Tickets

Code for any quantity of Cocaine. Derived from the terms "snow" and "ski trip" referring to cocaine.

Hey man, are you going to get those lift tickets?

by Favnuts April 25, 2008