Thesaurus Rape

When someone uses big words despite the fact that they:
-Cannot spell
-Sound unnatural saying them
-Don't know what the words mean
-Didn't need to use such complicated words to get their point across
-Are really dumb, and try to sound smart by saying them

Tom: I have just explicated your histrionics you boondoggling pantimime!
Jake: And you are also guilty of thesaurus rape....

by Brahma February 3, 2007

ZP Theart

Lead vocalist of the extreme power metal band 'Dragonforce.'

"On the black wind forever
We ride on together
Destroying your evil with freedom my guide
When the master will call us
He stands high before us
Our hearts filled with splendour
Our swords will shine over the light."

by WhereTheHellAreMyPants! June 12, 2005

thesaurus

A scholarly dinosaur known worldwide for his knowledge of words of all kind.

The brachiosaurus consulted the wise Thesaurus upon synonyms of "extinct".

by Mickey Mouse June 18, 2003

Thesaurus

A dinosaur that goes by many names. If you come in contact with it be prepared for its name to change when used too often. Similar to a Dictasaurus, but not be confused with a Dictionary. A Thesaurus is a plant-eating dinosaur. Its diet consists of sawdust mixed with water.

A Thesaurus is a plant-eating dinosaur and its favorite meal is sawdust mixed with water.

by KingVerneus September 18, 2018

thesauric collision

N. Describes the fairly common occurrence amongst literate types, in which two synonymous or near-synonymous words are spoken somewhat atop each other, resulting in the creation of such phrases as "dramastic", "grood," and "for suretain." While these phrases have been used intentionally, true thesauric collisions only result from accidental construction of such phrases.

While Leeroy was at the cocktail party, he accidentally subjected the words "sweet" and "nice" to a thesauric collision, and thus told the Swedish ambassador to the UN that his expensive new martini glass was "swice."

by TerraForce October 22, 2006

taesas

the funniest mutual ever

person 1: “oh yeah i know taesas!”
person 2: “really? they’re my funniest mutual!”

by mikasas.luvrr April 12, 2022

Thesaurus Club

The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club.

Ed : You Still In That Thesaurus Club?
Bill : ..........

by 100%Wasteman November 23, 2011