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Statistical Data Theft

It is when a statistician, journalist, article writer, or anyone else steals statistics from a different country and uses it as a substitute (as if it came from their own country, when it originally didn't).
I read an article last night, and I found a lot of statistical data theft that riddles and renders it pointless.
I can't believe that anyone would engage in statistical data theft to make a point, without doing their own research with stats and data that comes from our country.
by BM99 October 11, 2023
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Service Theft

When the provider of a service uses the money customers pay to support the service to fund unrelated expenses.
Planet Fitness commits service theft when instead of using black card member fees to properly maintain tanning beds they use it to fund a program that allows children to overcrowd the gym free of charge during peak hours.
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Self-Checkout Theft

I have (on 2 separate occasions) ALMOST committed...
Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories In Bemba: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Yoon Shwe Yee Linn Thet

The most stunning woman you'll ever find. Falling for her is irresistable. A humurous person who'll never fail to make you laugh. Being with her makes you the luckiest person. She is kind and good hearted, sweet and gorgeous, cute and beautiful with a touch of sexiness. She is the ideal girl every man wants. The way she'll melt your heart and you won't even notice!
Person 1: Hey, who is that new person?
Person 2: That's Yoon Shwe Yee Linn Thet! The new girl everyone has been talking about!
Person 3: Oh she's the one?! How did I not realise it? I should go introduce myself.
by luckyman42069 December 28, 2023
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