cat thermometer

n. the use of your cat as a device for judging the approximate current temperature, as once perfectly illustrated in Patrick McDonnell's cartoon strip "Mutts"

You don't need a sprawled-out cat thermometer to tell you it's furshlugginer hot in here.

by KitnWhiskers March 15, 2009

Clam Thermometer

A dick. specifically one inserted into a pussy

I'll tke your temperature with my clam thermometer; Open your legs bitch

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Thermometer

When you have reached the level of boredom to type "Thermometer" into the google search engine.

I just got a thermometer stuck in my dogs ass. Help me.

by SahenTheTenderTreen November 22, 2016

Beef Thermometer

A mans sex organ (Penis)

Man, Cayleigh is so damn hot. I wouldn't mind taking her temperature with my beef thermometer.

by OrgasmicLarry September 7, 2016

Cowboy Thermometer

Horse testicles in Red Dead Redemption 2

"Horse testicles in the newest RDR serve as a kind of cowboy thermometer"

by Kregritt October 25, 2018

thermometer

the act of having one finger up a girl's asshole while you engage in intercourse.

"i bang'd her and i rock'd a thermometer."

by L-sos December 9, 2007

Theomentism

1. A theoretical phenomenon and form of confirmation bias in which the human mind creates a distorted personal reality based on their own beliefs. It serves as an explanation for the tendency of prayer and other religious attributes to work and show up in a believer's own perception. This effect is caused by the tendency of the human mind to place more importance on proof for one's own beliefs than proof against them, allowing for a distorted reality in which the subject is correct, even if they are not. It is also possible that the human mind subconsciously distorts a person's perception such that what they believe becomes true.

2. The god or other entity created in one's mind by this effect.

Theomentism is an atheistic theory explaining why people believe that there's a magic sky man that condemns you for fapping or eating shrimp.

by brilliantlyInsane September 16, 2014