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The third eye

When you're having sex with a girl on her period and you make a red dot on her head with the tip of your penis.
That chick didn't tell me she was on her period, so I gave her the third eye!
by Chico De Barge October 9, 2008
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The Third Hole

1st hole is the vagina, 2nd hole is the anus, 3rd hole is... you know what I mean.
-I fucked Stacy in The Third Hole.
-Wow Isn't that illegal in some states?
by TigerWoodsPornStar November 14, 2018
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The Third Half

There are many definitions:
1. The meaning of Irony.
2. An improper fraction - can be turned into a mixed number.
3. You don't have your glasses on, and immediately after the second half, you think third.
4. Seconds. (See the irony)
5. When you have a whole pizza, just to yourself, and when you ate the pizza, you're fat but still lazy and 'hungry-bored', so you buy another pizza, and you were intended to eat it all (The Fourth Half), but your brother/sister sees you eating the pizza, and commands you to give him/her a half, so you do (but you don't tell him/her about the other whole pizza) and you ate the half, so you've eaten three halves, you fata**.
1. Oh how the irony! I asked what's going to happen in the third half!
2. What's a whole add a half. No, not one whole and a half, the third half!
3. Huh? What's that? Don't you dare eat the third half of the pizza.
4. I'll have seconds on the third half!
5. .........third half........
by Weird but truth! April 2, 2017
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The third guy

In a presidential election, since there are two candidates, (Republican and Democrat) there is often a "third" delegate; someone else running as an "Independent" whom nobody has ever heard of.
I didn't like either of the candidates, so I voted for the third guy.
by Mercana March 21, 2020
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The Third Way

Third paradigm in man's relationship with God in which God is man.

The third way is of Iranian origin.
The third way is a third paradigm of theism in which God is man.

It replaces the first two paradigms 'man cannot be God' which comes from monotheism and 'man shall be as Gods' (paganism).
by fightfacilities November 15, 2020
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The Third Seal

Li stirr the third seal

unliminal message
by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
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The Third Wheel

In porn when there are 2 girls and a guy but one girl only participates only orally, and usually sparingly, if at all.
I was watching a video called AllAnal last night and even though it had Mischa in it, she was the third wheel and didn't do anal at all. She just gave the guy some head and sometimes licked the other girl.
by Eric Ha January 20, 2022
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