the smurfs

a word used with you and your friends when you can't use the word weed/marijuana/mary j

Aye so when you gonna go get the smurfs? I'm ready to go to lego land

by G-nasty Cass October 28, 2008

The smurfs

The smurfs are Coloma convent girls school because of their blue ugly uniform

“Have you noticed how blue the Coloma girls uniforms are ?”
“Yeah they look like The smurfs”

by Cherry Tea June 12, 2019

the smurfs

a code name for weed/marijuana that you use with your friends when someone suspicious is around, or it's not the right time

-at work- "Hey Cass are we getting the smurfs tonight?"

-parents are home- "Hey where did you put the smurfs, I can't find them"

by G-nasty Cass October 31, 2008

charging the smurfy president

Having sex.

John was pissed off when he caught me charging the smurfy president with his mom.

by lulcatz69 November 30, 2009

off the smurfhouses

tripping on shrooms

Yo Alex is off the smurfhouses right now!

by jokergang52 May 10, 2021

Feeding bologna to the smurfs

When your smurf becomes hungry and needs his daily bologna

I walcked into ,y dad feeding bologna to the smurfs. Someone please bleach my eyes

by Bolognasmurf October 29, 2018

The smuffleton

Dragging your penis from the anal Orpheus to the vaginal Orpheus, creating a smuff in the gooch region.

That girl tickled my brown eye so wildly I had to give her the smuffleton

by Dirty cocker6969 January 11, 2021