The Janitor (Scrubs)

A fictional character who gets his fill out of degradation and humiliation, most of the time in regard to JD (Zach Braff). By the by the most hilarious character of all time and easily one of my favorites.

The Janitor (Scrubs)...

J.D.: Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.

Janitor: When did you see my penis?

J.D.: Last night when you were showering.

Janitor: Where were you?

J.D.: I was outside in the bushes.

J.D.: Janitor makes confused, sighing noise Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.

Janitor: What? Why?

J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.

by The Dung Beetle May 4, 2009

Scrubbing the Carrot

Masturbating, often with vigorous excess, such that the skin of the penis is chafed raw. This is done without lubrication.

Ever since my roommate's girlfriend dumped him, he's been scrubbing the carrot constantly.

by rawdick May 24, 2011

Scrub the tub

The noise your golf cart makes when it's f***** up.

(A golf cart drives by making weird noises) A guy says "hey, you're scrubbin, scrub the tub"(southern accent)

by 4cslonniepoop July 17, 2016

scrub the cat

Verb: to wash the female genitalia.

"I pulled down her pants, and told that bitch to go scrub the cat."

by yellercap May 14, 2005

the kitchen scrubs

A group of badasses individuals who clap emmos, and have a lit ass youtube channel.

The kitchen scrubs have large penises

by Juicisity November 26, 2019

scrubbing the tub

female masturbation.

"That new Ryan Gosling movie had me scrubbing the tub like crazy."

by pirateofdarkwater April 6, 2017

scrub the onion

To shower and wash one's balls to get rid of nasty smell.

I just got down running, now i'm going to go scrub the onion.

by RandarXJ7 November 7, 2011