The Roadman
The cunts (aged 12 - 30) who patrol the streets wearing a black bin bag, a baseball cap at 90 degrees and probably wielding a knife. You'll either see them in the front of a fast food pissing on a dog or hiding in their mother's basement complaining on how rough life is. They've all dropped out of education because they saw rich fuckers do it and become successful. They hang around in public with their dick out showing to be very tough looking whilst smoking weed with their gang listening to hard drum-n-bass. Their gang consists off the other mates dressed in a body bag and their 14 year old impregnated girlfriends who has had 4 abortions in one year. The girls show all of their skin except for their privates and call other people perverts for staring at her.
Encountering a Roadman can be very challenging, as half the time they aren't speaking words, or they are using their own language called 'FuckYouSayToMeFamMeAndMyGangWillFuckYouUpCuz'.
The cunts (aged 12 - 30) who patrol the streets wearing a black bin bag, a baseball cap at 90 degrees and probably wielding a knife. You'll either see them in the front of a fast food pissing on a dog or hiding in their mother's basement complaining on how rough life is. They've all dropped out of education because they saw rich fuckers do it and become successful. They hang around in public with their dick out showing to be very tough looking whilst smoking weed with their gang listening to hard drum-n-bass. Their gang consists off the other mates dressed in a body bag and their 14 year old impregnated girlfriends who has had 4 abortions in one year. The girls show all of their skin except for their privates and call other people perverts for staring at her.
Encountering a Roadman can be very challenging, as half the time they aren't speaking words, or they are using their own language called 'FuckYouSayToMeFamMeAndMyGangWillFuckYouUpCuz'.
Roadman Talk:
Blad: Hey Blad!
Blad 1: Init cuz!
Blad: Not you blad, other blad!
Blad 2: Cheeky nando blad?
Blad 3: I'm pregnant again
Blad: Init blad!
Blad 3: Am have baby
Blad 2: Sen it!
Dav: Yo cuz can I fuck your sister blad
Don: Yo blad she is peng ting
Dav: Bloody fit bird for 13
Blad: Hey Blad!
Blad 1: Init cuz!
Blad: Not you blad, other blad!
Blad 2: Cheeky nando blad?
Blad 3: I'm pregnant again
Blad: Init blad!
Blad 3: Am have baby
Blad 2: Sen it!
Dav: Yo cuz can I fuck your sister blad
Don: Yo blad she is peng ting
Dav: Bloody fit bird for 13
by ProbablyInfected December 30, 2019
there's a lad at my school who wears Nike huaraches a Nike coat a Nike bag Nike glasses and a Nike hoodie underneath his blazers god hes branded from head to toe in Nike what a certified roadman
by WAG1PIFFTING15 April 1, 2017
someone who get money without working as example trapping fraud. Normally in a gang. Most likely beefs with rival ends. Wears tracksuits and puffy jackets but if they are really making p you'll see them i n loubs and gucci.
by 3rdsidesharkz June 19, 2017
A roadman was invented by the British, Roadmen enjoy running ops down, making shit music, selling drugs and approaching peng tings in ends. If you ever get approached by one and they ask if you’ve got cannabis or what ends you’re from , be prepared to get ran down with a machete. A roadman has very impressive lungs because they smoke about 10 g of cannabis a day and still can run down opps. The roadmans habitat is the local londis or any other corner shop in they’re block/ends/area. You do not want to reject a roadman because he will tell you that lol you’re clapped anyways.
Phrases used by the roadman
“Yo b you’re kinda peng still lemme get your snap n dat”
“What ends you from big man”
“Wait till i see you yeh, you’re getting ran down by me and the bredrins”
“Yo b you’re kinda peng still lemme get your snap n dat”
“What ends you from big man”
“Wait till i see you yeh, you’re getting ran down by me and the bredrins”
by Beatrice2k03 on insta September 10, 2019
A young individual (7-29) who thinks they are "solid". This person usually smokes while they are underage and have been expelled from multiple schools.
by DaSlothGod June 4, 2016
A roadman is someone who is probably from london and thinks they're the shit - even though they're always robbing stuff and doing drugs!!!
by lolol58 November 20, 2017
A term used to describe young gay men, characterised by their north-face jackets, perms or short hair cuts, tracksuits, slang and their attraction to men. They usually come in large groups, who are all romantically involved together.
by cinnamoncat April 2, 2022