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If she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft 

If your girl does not play Minecraft she doesn’t get the dick tonight
“Bro my girl doesn’t play the craft” you know what that means “thou does not get the shaft” she does not play Minecraft if she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft
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play the 5-string 

I heard there are a lot of guys who like to play the 5-string at the electric cowboy.
play the 5-string by James Loftis January 23, 2009

Play the Penny Slots 

To go down on a girl when she's on her period.
Sarah was on her period, but I'm a giver, so I decided to play the penny slots.

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer 

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

Play in the Snow 

A verb phrase used primarily by black girls who A. 1) are crossing over to date white men, e.g. the newly converted American R&B singer–songwriter Toni Braxton, and/or 2) who love to date white men exclusively. B. In it's original and non-dating sense though it applied to individuals who use cocaine, e.g. the late, great American singer, songwriter, musician Rick James.
A. "Girl, that white man's so damn fine. Wait here with the brothas while I go play in the snow with him."

B. "Man, I'm got enough powder here to play in the snow forever."

play in the snow 

Those sorority girls love to play in the snow
play in the snow by ufos8mycow July 28, 2007

Learned to play the clarinet at school 

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.