If she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft 

If your girl does not play Minecraft she doesn’t get the dick tonight

“Bro my girl doesn’t play the craft” you know what that means “thou does not get the shaft” she does not play Minecraft if she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

If she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft by Xnvy Ch3m May 4, 2021

play the 5-string 

To have gay cowboy butt sex.

I heard there are a lot of guys who like to play the 5-string at the electric cowboy.

play the 5-string by James Loftis January 23, 2009

Play the Penny Slots 

To go down on a girl when she's on her period.

Sarah was on her period, but I'm a giver, so I decided to play the penny slots.

Play the Penny Slots by MatzahBear July 15, 2025

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer 

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer by Kuul June 21, 2020

Play in the Snow 

A verb phrase used primarily by black girls who A. 1) are crossing over to date white men, e.g. the newly converted American R&B singer–songwriter Toni Braxton, and/or 2) who love to date white men exclusively. B. In it's original and non-dating sense though it applied to individuals who use cocaine, e.g. the late, great American singer, songwriter, musician Rick James.

A. "Girl, that white man's so damn fine. Wait here with the brothas while I go play in the snow with him."

B. "Man, I'm got enough powder here to play in the snow forever."

Play in the Snow by The Uptown Bandit November 18, 2011

play in the snow 

Phrase meaning to do cocaine

Those sorority girls love to play in the snow

play in the snow by ufos8mycow July 28, 2007

Learned to play the clarinet at school 

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

Learned to play the clarinet at school by lscamander November 5, 2012