To bound or tie a person up by their hands and feet, and then proceed to drop them into an ice cold body of water with the intention of killing them. The immobilized body position resembles that of a penguin, whose natural environment is very cold water.
by The Real Master Mike February 01, 2014
Get the Penguinize mug.Somebody who is so sexually innocent that even the most obviously perverted jokes and sexiest women cannot affect them. Usually only applies to teenagers, children do not count as penguins.
Penguins can also be people who simply do not think of sexual thoughts, they do not notice scantily clad classmates or get aroused often, if ever.
Penguins can also be people who simply do not think of sexual thoughts, they do not notice scantily clad classmates or get aroused often, if ever.
"Steve is such a penguin, he didn't even notice when Marissa bent over right in front of his face."
"You're such a penguin! Don't you ever think about the ladies?"
"You're such a penguin! Don't you ever think about the ladies?"
by SexyWolf69 December 11, 2012
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by plutonium1887 November 19, 2021
Get the Penguin mug.(n) A religion glorifying the penguin as god. There is Penguin-Jesus, Penguin-God, Penguin-Angels, Penguin-Demons, etc. The Penguin is an all knowing, beautiful being who is the real source of happiness and love and peace.
An example of a sermon in a Church of Penguinity:
"And the Penguin-Lord said, 'Let there fish!' and all was good. It Penguin-Jesus name we pray, Penguin-Amen."
"And the Penguin-Lord said, 'Let there fish!' and all was good. It Penguin-Jesus name we pray, Penguin-Amen."
by PenguinityFollower September 09, 2011
Get the Penguinity mug.IT'S FLUFFY BIRD NOT A FUCKING BLOW JOB. Sometimes it eats popcorn in the morning. And sometims it wears a WIMPLE ON ITS ICY HEAD.
by Sites May 09, 2005
Get the Penguin mug.The most powerfull and potent creature on the face of the Earth. Bent on controlling the worlds major vacum factories....... they want the world too... And the cheese-flavoured fish.
seal: that penguin just schooled me!
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how many penguins does it take to destroy all humans? One, cuz they can rock anyone's socks.
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how many penguins does it take to destroy all humans? One, cuz they can rock anyone's socks.
by Theonewhowarshipsthealmightypenguin October 23, 2004
Get the Penguin mug."Penguinitis makes you stay awake at nights just thinking about penguins and feeling great love towards them."
If Obama had penguinitis, he would give more funding to conservation and less tolerance for Arctic drilling!
If Obama had penguinitis, he would give more funding to conservation and less tolerance for Arctic drilling!
by This is CS50 in Los Angeles January 25, 2014
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