ass from the past

the name for someone you used to fuck but don't anymore . literally speaking , it's the ass you fucked in the past . get it ? :P

warning : meeting up with these people on occasion can be extremely awkward .

*sees crazy ex-girlfriend in walmart*

person 1 : AWWWHHH SHIT BRO .
person 2 : what!?
person 1: that girl ? she's my ass from the past .

*sprints away and hides in the lettuce section* (:

by taytaytheterminator April 28, 2011

A Thing of the Past

What we all hope this freaking virus will become.

Hopefully being stuck in quarantine becomes a thing of the past. It better, or ELSE.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

blast from the past

The act of giving your grandfather a blowjob and having him ejaculate in your mouth.

"Hey dude, you want to hang out?"
"No thanks man, I'm going over my Grandpa's for a blast from the past."

by Brad Benedict April 24, 2006

Back to the Past

The long-awaited prequel trilogy to the Back to the Future trilogy. While "Future" dealt with going to the past, "Past" will deal with going to the future! Ha! Get it? REVERSE LOGIC'D!

Back to the Past > Back to the Future

by VGerX2001 August 6, 2004

Blast From The Past

The act of ejaculating in ones anus then having that person fart a cum filled mess on to your face.

John: Oh cum in my asshole so i can give you a blast from the past.

Keith: Please punch me in the face after so i can make it a a neapolitan delight

by sexpanther13 March 6, 2011

blast from the past

Giving your grandpa a blowjob and having him shoot his load in your mouth.

"Man grandpa, I sure love when you give me a blast from the past!"

by Brad B April 10, 2006

blast from the past

Food and drink induced diarrhea after a night of binging or a bender.

Watch what you eat at the garlic festival, unless you wanna rip a ripe blast from the past at work tomorrow.

by snartgurl April 25, 2011