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Touch Me In The Night When My Schlong Is Full Of Milk

what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep
Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....

Spend the night at the Zoo 

Guy 1: Hey so how are you and your girl going?

Guy 2: I'm Finally going to Spend the night at the Zoo!

Guy 1: That's my boy! Finna get it in!

steal the night 

To "Steal the night" seems to be an expression that means having a great evening with a man or woman you might love.

This term was used in a popular scene in the movie Bloodsport (1988), but also appears in many more popular songs (i.e., Lookbook - Steal the Night).
Tonight, let's steal the night. Life is so fleeting but we will always have that one great night before you fought in the Kumite. I hate that you risk your health and safety, but that makes our time together so much more special.
steal the night by Donostia February 8, 2010

Spook of the Night 

A fart when one is sleeping that is so loud it wakes either you or your partner and at least one of you has NO idea what the hell that was and think their might be someone or something else in the house with you.
Bob: You look tiered Alan.
Alan: Yeh Mrs woke up last night and insited I check the house for burgalers.

Bob: Find any?
Alan: No I knew it was just a Spook of the Night but I wasn't going to tell her that!

Or.

Lilly and dave both wake up in the middle of the night. Dear what was that??? I'm not sure. Go find out then! *smell rises* OH DAVE! ... Wow was that noise me?
Spook of the Night by Anna's February 9, 2010

Sore-from-the-night-before-dog 

When David Ordog returns from a particularly rough night with his male clientele.
Sore-from-the-night-before-dog just stumbled in. Let's hope Ryan didn't see him.

Ships passing in the night 

A sexual act involving two consenting adults that advances masturbation to the pinnacle of possible techniques.

In order to perform this act, each participant must sit on their non-dominant hand until normal sensation subsides and then commence to pleasure the genitals of the other participant.

Correct execution of this artful technique delivers the sensation of being twiddled by somebody else, by somebody else, by somebody else and by somebody else.
Scott Morrison: Wow Barnaby, I've never felt so close to another man in my entire life!
Barnaby Joyce: See ScoMo, I told you that the best way to align our policies was by trying out Ships passing in the night!