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shankar and the lads

A shadowy group of men who travel the Earth doing selfless and heroic deeds. Led by Shankar Kiru
Thanks for curing mad cow disease, Shankar and the lads. Now I can be a zoosexual without fear.
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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porn with the lads

A great pastime fun for all the family
Mum I’ll see you later I’m going to watch porn with the lads
by Eddusrandom March 19, 2022
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Night in with the lads

Metaphor for staying in on your own and beating one off.

"lads" refers to your balls.
Laurence: Mate are you coming out tonight to the pub?

Pat: Naa bud, I'm having a "night in with the lads".
by samstorm88 May 5, 2007
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the lads

A only male group of non negro jew boys, made of only the most littiest of bois
here comes the lads, they're so cool
by RIPPER098 October 29, 2019
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the lads

aka: 'the group', 'the guys', or 'those dirty litle stoners'

A crowd who mainly hang about wolferton 6th form, pertending they're all gonna go to Uni and be sucessfull. But in realty their lifes are in a current state of total chaos and have been ever since the introduction of Frost and Joe into the group (aka: the beef barrons.)

The group varies in size depending on the mount of beef brought to any one event, or the likly hood of the individual members to get in (eg Frost never gos to Spiders, and Wanye never goes anywhere cool!)

Although given the name 'the lads' they now consist of nearly as many girls, namely, Ollie, Gemma and Irene.

The lads would like to appoligise for any inconviences/arguments/fights/mass destuction/holocausts they might be responsable for.
They justifie all acions with one simple phrase (as used by Boss man in court case on Monday): "WE'RE ABOVE THE LAW!!!!"
Al:"wheres the gathering this week?"

Frost:"Not at mine!"

Joe:"in my shed then"

Al:"Eeeeeeeeeeeeasy now! Ill call the lads"
by revenant April 27, 2004
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the lads

a group of individuals with undiagnosed adhd who need fidget toys to focus and buy them for each other. also hyperfocus on the same the together like true lads do.
eyy me and the lads been binge watching the dsmp for the past 4 months, i wonder what the next phase will be.
by gayapricots July 5, 2021
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Cunting The Lads

Colloquial expression when in a group of marauding male friends, one deliberately goes out of his way to do mis-deeds to the others.

It's often argued, generally by the lad doing the cunting that: "the lads always cunt each other". Depending on the level of impropriety the other lads will agree or disagree.
Giles cunted the lads by breaking wind in the back of the taxi at the beginning of a 40 minute journey.

Tomkin cunted the lads by organizing an excellent bbq for himself, and not inviting the lads.

Oswaldo cunted Ellsworth, and said "but the lads always cunt each other!", when he slept with Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend and told everyone about her oversized vulva; and replied to Ellsworth's loving text messages while getting a soapy titwank from Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend.

Cunting the lads became standard practice, on the lads last trip to ibiza, this included pissing in each other's pockets in urinals, and competitively cock-blocking any lad having success with a bint.
by Earnesto Cullonesto February 3, 2012
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