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the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy 

the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy 

the worlds best book series that has the disadvantage of having a horrible movie assosiated with it
the pangalatic gargle blaster

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy 

All in all, the best book ever. There are four more books in the series that nobody seems to know about. However, it doesn't really matter because the story sort of loses control of it self toward the end and I assume that is why all of the characters die at once, very anticlimactically.
According to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, 42 is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything.

Hitchhiking Under the Big Top 

Beating off with the sheet propped over your knees resembeling the Circus Big Top
Felcher's mom no knock pop in to his room resulted in her catching him Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

hitchhiking to the sky 

Another expression for male masturbation. This beautiful metaphore describes the movement of one's hand while performing this amusing activity.
1- Do you have something to do this sunday afternoon?

2- I'll do the laundry, call my parents and then some hitchhiking to the sky

Hitchiker on the Hershey Highway 

Mikey\'s promiscuous activity in the gay bars qualified him as a dyed in the wool hitchiker on the Hershey highway.