Skip to main content

the guns 

Used mostly by Mitch, who <Gets Mitchy>. Is characterized by pointing both index fingers out with thumbs pointing up, in the shape of a gun. Is followed by repeating your name twice.
"PaulPaullll! <powpow>. I'm Mitch the Bitch! <powpow>"
the guns by Yoko February 16, 2005

"kiss the guns" 

To raise ones arms into the classic strongman position (humerus horizontal, radius and ulna elevated to vertical, fists pointed towards the head), and to dip the neck to the right or left to kiss the biceps, mostly for use in self motivation or after "really rocking hard at something". Pointing the fists outwards (a technical gun kiss) is a further improvement, and allows the user to rock even harder (often precedes total head explosion).
I just smashed Geoff Capes's face off in a bare fist brawl, "kiss the guns" !
"kiss the guns" by Dommer April 20, 2006

Manning the guns

When you are doing a girl doggy style (more points if its anal) and she is so tired that her arms have given up and she is laying facedown into the pillow. Just as you are about to ejaculate you grab both arms under the elbows, pull her back in an arcing fashion and in conjustion with your convulsion yell "KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK". Akin to Cuba Gooding Jr. in Pearl Harbor
Ian: So Matt, did you and Veronica get it on last night?

Matt: Shit man, I shot down charlies left and right while I was manning the guns

get the guns 

Used in the New York area meaning to get at someone, or to pop-off. When you make fun of a person or "blow up there spot", you're getting the guns on him/her
Guy1: Yo nigga shut up that's y u fucked that fat bitch last night.

Guy2: y u forever tryin to get the guns on a nigga?!?
get the guns by P-rot September 27, 2007

The Gunston School 

A sorry excuse for a high school filled with the biggest collection of the most dramatic, ridiculous human beings to be found anywhere on this planet. One is either a 60's retread, a redneck hick, or of a lower middle class background of which you're the first to attend high school. Faculty consists of teachers who get paid in dirt someone found off the street. A certificate from a horoscope person online would be better than a diploma from here.
You went to The Gunston School, man? Oh, no. I'm so sorry you had to deal with that asshole principal. You know, all of them.
The Gunston School by sailordavid September 17, 2021

pump the guns 

Did you skive off work? Yeah, just been at the gym to pump the guns.
pump the guns by plasmasnake1 November 17, 2021