the family discount 

when one family member sells a certain product to another family member for a cheaper price than the product is actually worth

Stephen who was in dire need of some medication to help assist his special scholastic needs, and i mean special scholastic needs, decided to seek out his family member Matthew for a very special family discount. Upon meeting up with Matthew, Stephen was able to purchase 5 dollar pills for a whopping discount of 1 dollar, due to the fact that this was a family transaction and a result of the family discount. Unfortunately the pills were unable to assist special Stephen for his special academic needs.

the family discount by the glazed brownie master April 27, 2010

The Family Man 

A movie about a guy who lives out alternate lives because somebody must have thought he didn't appreciate what he had.

The way Don Cheadle looks as serious and heartfelt as he does when he asks Nicholas Cage if he wants to die in The Family Man, nobody laughs, they instead get put on edge when they realize this guy is not the natural comedian/joker they thought he was trying to be, he really wants somebody dead to make himself fit the tough image, and you can see it in his eyes.

The Family Man by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021

The Family Man 

A movie about a guy that gets a glimpse of alternate lives for supposedly not appreciating the one he has.

Don Cheadle makes people go from wating to laugh to wondering where is Spider Man in about 2 seconds when the cashier won't check his ticket in The Family Man.

The Family Man by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021

The Family Man 

A movie about a guy that gets a glimpse into another life, since the audience is supposed to think he didn't appreciate the one he had.

Don Cheadle was not the natural comedian and lover people thought he was trying to be in The Family Man. They could tell he really wanted Nicholas Cage dead, because he hated Nicholas Cage enough to want him dead, and they could see it in his eyes.

The Family Man by Solid Mantis May 22, 2021

The Family Guy Conflict 

Assuming that a reference is funny just because it is a reference.

"this reminds me of that one time i met Ryan Reynolds"
"john your just doing The Family Guy Conflict"

The Family Guy Conflict by jellyboy731 January 9, 2023

The Family Guy 

The man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.

It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV

But where are those good old-fashioned values...

On which we used to rely?!

Lucky there's the family guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us...

Laugh and cry!

He's our Family Guy!

The Family Guy by EpicGamerJues78 March 28, 2023

The family barbecue 

A sacred event reserved for only one’s best of friends. Usually involves brisket and getting piss-drunk.

Person 1: “yo just so you know you’ve been cool recently so you get an invite to The family barbecue”
Person 2: “This Honor will not be misused.”

The family barbecue by spiritwanderer3 July 30, 2024