shuffleing the deck

a slang word meaning masturbation

to shuffle the deck: to masturbate

Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night

by ianmcphee January 19, 2006

Stack the deck

When 2 people want to cuddle in bed, but the room temperature exceeds comfortable cuddling conditions. Therefore, you turn your backs to one another and intertwine your buttcheeks, alternating one person's atop the other's in a shuffled, card-like manner.

Jamey and Jessica climb into bed and engage into a typical cuddling position, but their body heat becomes too much to endure for the entire night and therefore they both flip over.

Jamey: Honey it's getting too warm to snuggle, I have to flip over.
Jessica: Ok but let's at least stack the deck (cuddling, essentially with your butt cheeks intertwined.)

by Nastyfax May 27, 2015

Hit the deck

To go to bed, to sleep.

I'm tired, I guess its time to hit the deck.

by keroja December 4, 2010

man the deck

A die hard collective of men that locally seek out the best food establishments for minimal money. This follows the following day with commentary of the bowel movements. Through an invite only exclusive what's app group they share their thoughts and opinions on the world without fear that someone will be offended.

Poor attendance has risked past members being temporary removed, however some are oblivious to their postings being hilarious, subsequently they are reinstated for being idiotic, even though their attendance to the food evenings is poor and with no reason.

Man the deck
What deck?

The poop deck

Delayed reaction all, stuck in a shit storm here... mtd discussions resumed..

Mtd. Meaning man the deck

by The man of the deck March 11, 2017

Mopping the Deck

Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up

Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good

by SocksScandals March 15, 2019

stack the deck

to invite more of the opposite sex to any function, parties, events, or gatherings thereby increasing the odds that you and your friends are guaranteed a good time

hey, I was able to "stack the deck" for the boat party this weekend!!

by harder johnson June 12, 2018

bbq on the deck

I conspicuous way for someone to say this: when one uses ones penis to have sexual intercourse on another's boobs.

Would you like to come over and BBq on the deck?

by legit2014 September 15, 2016