Cracker Barrel

The easier way to say "Middle America," or anything west of West Virginia, or east of Colorado. The United States Heartland.

"Where did those draconian voting rights laws get passed?" "Oh, in the cracker barrel." "Of course... the states that have age of consent laws under 18 years old."

by Kuhreezo April 26, 2021

cracker barrel

An unfortunate occurrence during man-on-man sex in which the participating scrotal sacks SLAM into one another causing discomfort. cracker barrel.

"Take it easy lover! You just cracker barrel-ed me!"

by skinnybeast420 July 16, 2014

Cracker Barrel

When a vehicle abruptly crosses multiples lanes in a highway to exit the expressway.

"We unexpectedly planned to exit the expressway, so we had to cracker barrel to make our exit."

by huhchoo December 18, 2012

Cracker Barrell

An interesting term used to describe everything Scary says and does!

Wow, look at that dude, he is clearly a cracker barrell!

by Mrrrrr. November 2, 2009

Cracker Barrel

Or, Cracker Barrel. A fat (round, or "barrel chested") white person.

Man, Cracker Barrel needs to lay off the fried foods; he's already round enough.

by Doc Midnight and Co. October 24, 2008

Cracker Barrel

(Noun) A three-person group sex formation in which a one white man is sodomized by two black men from the front and back.

After having having a lovely brunch at Cracker Barrel, Eugene, DeShawn, and Lil Wayne went home to have a cracker barrel.

by Hot Damn, Clarice! December 17, 2008

Cracker Barrel

A restaurant in the South, which got its name from old school Cowboys. Where the term cracker came from

Theres to many cracka's at Cracker Barrel. Lets get some viddles somewhere else

by alphahooker November 22, 2004