This is when something is running smoothly like the gears in a clock,but then asshole has to but in with his/her two cents and fuck everything up. The worthless opinion of this tool is like taking a monkey wrench and jammin it all up in the gears of your otherwise smooth running machine.
Everything for the party was going just as planned, until that asshole got all drunk and threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks.
by TV CAR March 26, 2010
Get the Threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks mug.the action of tucking in your boner (which could possibly be an NRB) under your waistline/belt while in a public setting so that the boner is not visible from your pants; one essentially reaches into one's trousers and "winds the clock" (sweeps the boner) to noon in a swooping motion
I went to a titty club, got excited from all the boobies and jiggly booties, and had to "wind the clock" before she sat on my lap for a dance.
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Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.
Clock means clocked in at work.
Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb
Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.
Clock means clocked in at work.
Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb
While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.
Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.
Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.
Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.
Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.
Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.
Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.
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Get the If it’s on the clock mug.Two couples were competing for a prize. The younger couple lost when it took the girl 3 minutes to get her guy to cum while the older girl only took 2:45 to get her guy to cum and she beat the clock
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