Witching

The act of jerking oneself off with one hand while simultaneously inserting a pole like object in your anus and performing masterbation in a manner that makes you look like you're riding a broomsitck. followed by witch like sounds of satisfaction.

I was witching so hard last night i got splinters.

by Mojo23 August 28, 2016

witch

Word used to describe someone who is particularly good at something. Used for both genders.

Mike really helped me with my loan, he is a mortgage witch.

That was a killer sandwich, you are a witch in the kitchen.

by stevemo July 28, 2008

Witch

Your 3rd grade teacher.

"Oh yeah! I remember her!"

by Johnny Lovely February 17, 2005

Witch

A woman who is white and a bitch. In other words a white bitch. A moody white girl.

Look at all of those white girls screaming at that boy band concert, what a bunch of witches.

by Coachstonenian December 28, 2009

Witch

Another way to say bitch without actually cursing.

"Hey mom, that girl is such a witch"

by Kiki July 20, 2004

witch

A word misused by idiots in place of "which"

Idiot: Hey, witch movie do you want to watch?
Me: *runs out of the house and tracks down the idiot posting on a forum to punch him in the face* IT'S W-H-I-C-H YOU ILLITERATE FUCK!

by Idiot-Finder2 March 19, 2015

witch

A woman who is dressed up in a pointed hat, has a long nose, has a wart, and who is made of wood. They are often burned, and can turn people into newts (but they might get better).

"If she... weighs... the same as a duck... she's made of wood!"
"And therefore?"
"... ... A WITCH!!!"

by aaronak November 9, 2004