The sexiest man in all of the world. No one can rival him except our glorious lord Tachanka. That moustache is sexy enough to seduce anyone and he should be in super smash bros not just an assist trophy
#WaluigiForSmashBros
#WaluigiForSmashBros
by YesBigDaddyDolan January 27, 2019
by OnionCat December 13, 2018
Hey dude wanna play Smashing Bros
Only if I get to play Waluigi
He’s not in the game
I don’t want to live anymore
Only if I get to play Waluigi
He’s not in the game
I don’t want to live anymore
by Moltens September 6, 2018
by Kevin Anthony February 1, 2018
Waluigi is the greatest Mario character in the history of the universe and also the best husbando (male version of waifu).
He is known for his lankiness, purple clothes, special figure of speech saying "WAA" every now and then. His symbol is an upside-down L.
Waluigi is so powerful he could easily defeat Bowser with his legs alone and stomp rivals into the ground - literally - in seconds. For comparison - Bowser can smash rocks his size with a single punch and use his fire breath to burn a thick tree in seconds.
Waluigi is also the best memelord ever. He makes quality memes that transcend almost every other meme except for extremely good memes such as Shrek.
The only two things Waluigi cannot achieve are Getting friends (Waluigi's only friend is Wario) and the one thing he was trying to do since 2008:
Becoming a playable character in super smash bros.
He tries over and over again since brawl, when Wario was added, but with no success. Until today, Waluigi is left as merely an assist trophy. Waluigi could be a character if he was to threaten Masahiro Sakurai, the creator of super smash bros., but Waluigi plays fair and is very peace loving so he won't do that.
Overall, Waluigi is extremely powerful, charming and memable but lacks social skills and didn't manage to become a playable character in super smash bros.
He is known for his lankiness, purple clothes, special figure of speech saying "WAA" every now and then. His symbol is an upside-down L.
Waluigi is so powerful he could easily defeat Bowser with his legs alone and stomp rivals into the ground - literally - in seconds. For comparison - Bowser can smash rocks his size with a single punch and use his fire breath to burn a thick tree in seconds.
Waluigi is also the best memelord ever. He makes quality memes that transcend almost every other meme except for extremely good memes such as Shrek.
The only two things Waluigi cannot achieve are Getting friends (Waluigi's only friend is Wario) and the one thing he was trying to do since 2008:
Becoming a playable character in super smash bros.
He tries over and over again since brawl, when Wario was added, but with no success. Until today, Waluigi is left as merely an assist trophy. Waluigi could be a character if he was to threaten Masahiro Sakurai, the creator of super smash bros., but Waluigi plays fair and is very peace loving so he won't do that.
Overall, Waluigi is extremely powerful, charming and memable but lacks social skills and didn't manage to become a playable character in super smash bros.
Person 1: Who's your favorite Mario character?
Person 2: Is this even a question? Waluigi, of course! Couldn't get into smash tho
Person 2: Is this even a question? Waluigi, of course! Couldn't get into smash tho
by Bubblebody January 15, 2020
one gorgeous human being. he is the most beautiful person ever, inside and out. he is loved by many and lusted over my many, including myself. he has major BDE (big dick energy), most probably because he has a big ass dick. i bet you his dick is like, 12 feet long, even longer than his body. he has the ideal male body. there is no god, only waluigi.
Kyle: ayoo did you see that smokin hot dude, no homo tho
Me: thats my mans waluigi. hes gonna steal yo bitch and turn you gay.
Kyle: *gets a fucking boner* no homo lmao
Me: thats my mans waluigi. hes gonna steal yo bitch and turn you gay.
Kyle: *gets a fucking boner* no homo lmao
by thereisnogodonlywaluigi November 13, 2018
by another random stranger July 13, 2018