Vault

An extremly awful-tasting knock-off of the popular drink Mountain Dew. Made by Coke (see evil), Vault is what vampires drink when they can't find any human blood. Vault is commonly confused with toxic waste, and can be found in septic tanks nationwide.
You: Dude, that's not Dew!
"Friend": Oh yeah, it's this new stuff callled Vault that's supposed to taste better. Plus, it's cheaper!
You: I don't know, dude...
"Friend": Trust me, it'll be fine.
You: Alright...
"Friend": Sluurpp... (has a heart attack and a stroke at the same time and dies)
You: That'll show him! DO THE DEW!!!
by Thomas F. April 17, 2006
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vaulted

to reach back far into the depths of ones brain to pull out an embarassing story of someone you know and tell it to a group of people
Bob vaulted Sam the other day, Bob told all of Sam's friends what he did two years ago at that party
by Tom Hankard December 12, 2006
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vault

Another word for puke. Specifically what one wants to do to relieve the nausea after drinking Coca Cola's disgusting energy drink.
Dude, that shit was disgusting. I think I'm gonna vault
by BillyBob23 December 10, 2008
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Bingley Vault

The only location on the bloody planet with more fucking gold storage than Scrooge McDuck
The Bingley Vault, the true 8th wonder of the world
by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019
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Vault Girl

Vault Girl is the female counterpart of Vault Boy, the Vault-Tec mascot. Unlike the Vault Boy, she only appears for female only perks or accompanies him in various images. The Vault Girl appears rarely contrary to the Vault Boy and only for some representation of perks, reputations, traits and equipment. She also appears in a TV for educating cyberdogs in Big MT. Playing as a female character will not cause the Vault Girl to appear, but downloading mods can help.
by picklestein June 23, 2016
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dick vault

It's a photo protect library with a password that contains digital images of male genitalia .
by Kobe102648 March 5, 2017
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cum vault

Noun - A worth while place to deposit ones semen. Most likely a smart, attractive, athletic and wealthy girl.
Noun - "That girl is perfect, I'd love her to have my kids?"
- "Ya, she'd make a good cum vault."
by Butt-nut January 19, 2007
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