chester the molester van

A beat car usually a van that reminds you of a child molesters car

(Stopped at a street light you may turn to you neighbor driver) "Dude look at that van its a chester the molester van!!! aahahahaha"

by B from Bell Town April 23, 2009

The Mango-Van

The mango-van is the vehicle of choice for a certain pananian marsh beaver family. The mango-van has a tendency to show up in the weirdest of places unannounced. With the capacity to transport many beavers, it is safe to say that if the mango-van is trailing you late at night you should run. It is said that assgremlins also use this vehicle at times to conduct raids on unsuspecting human victims.
The latest tactic employed is to fit the mango-van with an icecream van speaker so as to trick innocent children.

"Oh shit! RUN! It's the mango-van!"

"I thought it was the icecream van, but when those beavers and their assgremlin friends started attacking I just ran for my life!"

by D.E June 11, 2006

The Party Van

Quite unflatteringly put, the party van is a slightly tired 1993 plymouth voyager. However, thats not where the magic ends. This said van is driven around the tri-state area by a crowd of rowdy teenagers to let others know that a party is, in fact, going to go down tonight, or soon thereafter. The party van is differentiated by the other ten zillion voyagers in the road due to the lynard skynard, rush, rob zombie, etc. blaring from it, and the constant commands of those inside to "ROCK THIS BITCH!!!", which refers to the passengers moving from side to side, causing the entire party van to shake violently on its already weak suspension. When not in use to notify an impending party, the party van sits in a dark garage, watching, waiting....keep an eye out for the party van in your tri-state area...

Friend #1: OH SHIT NIGGA!!!! THAT WAS THE FUCKIN' PARTY VAN THAT JUST BLEW BY DOIN 70 IN A RESIDENTIAL!!!
Friend #2: "fuck yeah dogg, i call no buysies on the beer. i'm housin' the bud. god the sight of The Party Van is nice on sore eyes..."

by Mac Sauce November 10, 2006

The Rubber Van

A subclass of the 4chan Party Van. It is usually deployed with a crew trained in capturing lunatics and taking them to the nut house aka the Funny Farm.

"Oh, dear, Kimmo's at it again. Has someone called for them to sent The Rubber Van around to collect him?"

"Looks like it's a one-way trip to the nut house in The Rubber Van for him, then!"

by RTM 1963 November 22, 2021

Van not the shoes

Van a boys name, a good friend you can ever have, he can be rude as a joke but it can make you happy, he likes bunnies, dogs etc. ! He's very a humble person, you can count on him anytime, and can comfort you well, he's a also a hard working person he always think about his studies, He's intelligent, honest, and a lovely person, we believe Van is his problems, and he believes in us too

Van not the shoes and the best

by katie92832 October 3, 2021

van to the panchod

When you drive your van in order to pickup your friends for a nightout in Queens.

"Sorry I can't hang out tonight, van to the panchod."

by dragonite216 October 30, 2009

living in a van down by the river

A figurative expression meaning being a complete failure at life, a drain on society. Originates from the SNL skit featuring Chris Farley as Matt Foley, motivational speaker.

"You kids are probably saying to yourself, "Now, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna get the world by the tail and wrap it around and put it in my pocket!" Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to jack squat!" You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river!" -Matt Foley

Dad: "You made it, son! Congratulations on graduating from Harvard Summa Cum Laude and getting that great job at Goldman Sachs, the world's #1 investment bank."
Son: "Thanks, dad. But actually I only got Magna Cum Laude and will be working at Morgan Stanley, the #2 investment bank in the world."
Dad: "WHAAAAAAT?!?! How have I raised such a worthless, good-for-nothing slacker? You couldn't even finish in the top 10% of your Harvard class with your 3 point..."
Son: "3.76."
Dad: "3.76? A monkey with down syndrome could get a better GPA than that! You miserable failure!"
Son: "Dad, seriously, I worked really hard!"
Dad: "I bet you did! I bet you worked your ass off playing beer pong and chasing the coeds! Well sonny, you're going to have plenty of time to drink beer and chase trashy women when you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!"

by Nick D June 21, 2006