Thick

Stupid, lacking in common sense

he's as thick as two short planks

by mike mike mike. July 31, 2009

thick

a woman with meat on her bones not to over weight just a woman with junk in the trunk

i like thick thighs

by shaniese November 27, 2003

thickness

reference to a curvy, firm attractive female. distinction being that she is not fat, not ghetto nor homely.

whoa, look at that blonde thickness being hassled by those doushebags... let's roll!

by sandspit May 11, 2015

thick

meme abuse word, supposed to be spelt as thicc

if you say it's thick, it's meme abuse

by YeeterMeter June 18, 2020

thick

1. a word used to describe a female who may be defined by health charts as "overweight," but still attracts mad guys because the weight is in the right places (hips, buttocks, and breasts) a female with too much weight in the wrong places (like a huge gut stomach, or double/triple chins) would just be considered fat
2. a word used to describe someone who is dumb or slow-witted, as in "thick skull," meaning information has a hard time getting through to their brain

1. wow, that woman is thick, i want to freak her!
2. why are you pushing the door when it says pull, you're thick!

by Vee Dizzle October 2, 2007

thick

derogatory adjective, means not very bright (borderline to stupid)

Mary is a bit thick, she's not very smart, she couldn't get her thong on right.There are three holes and she always got one of the 2 WRONG ones around her waist.

by Jake January 30, 2004

thick

A female or even a male who has a very nice curvy shape. Or a nice way of some mean person saying someone is fat without offending them. More than likely it is a girl who has nicely sized hips, thighs, legs, breasts, and booty. But what the misunderstanding is that they have all these things and a small waist... that's not always the case. Someone can be a size 16 and be thick while another person can be that size and be fat. It mostly depends on a girl's height. Get That Right, A'ight?!!

-When a person is overweight and uncomfortable about their size, someone might say "You not fat u thick."
-Queen Latifah doesn't have a small waist, but she is not fat... she's THICK!!! :)

by Miss F.a.T. (Fabulous and Thick) September 25, 2005