friend the sheep 

Wilbur soot’s best friend

Wilbur: Look it’s friend the sheep!
Friend: baa

friend the sheep by Bumaine May 21, 2021

The Sceep 

Noun.

A particularly un-painful disease that causes the infected person to take pitifully long periods of time to complete a seemingly easy task.

Those infected with "The Sceep" should immediately consult a professional dealing with the task at hand. Unfortunately, professional consultation, and treatment of "The Sceep" can be very expensive, and infected persons have been known to just give up caring what anyone thinks about their time-line.

buddy 1: Hey, what's taking you so long to whittle that stick?
buddy 2: I've got The Sceep
buddy 1: Ahhh. S**t, I'm sorry man.

The Sceep by Sceep April 12, 2010

Tossin' The Sheep 

When a couple disregards that a female is on her period and has sex anyway. The sheep eludes to the tampon. The tossin' can elude to throwing said tampon at the wall in hopes of it sticking.
I shouldn't be allowed to write these things.

Guy 1: GUESS WHO GOT SOME?!
Guy 2: Wait, I thought your girlfriend was on her period..? Did she stop?
Guy 1: Tossin' the sheep man, tossin' the sheep. *obnoxious wink*
Guy 2: So you basically made spaghetti? With your noodle dick and her period blood as sauce?
Guy 1: Why can't you ever let me be happy?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, Guy One... I love you.
Guy 1: I LOVE YOU TOO!
And then they made gay, gay love until dawn.

Tossin' The Sheep by meta_debater November 20, 2011

pass the sweeper 

Old school Italians from South Philly would say this meaning "run the vacuum". It came from when Vacuums weren't electric, restaurants still use the non-electric sweepers.

"Go pass the sweeper in your bedroom"

pass the sweeper by PhunkyDB September 24, 2020

The Sheep 

Slang term for Amber Heard’s fanbase. ie: they follow the Heard.

“Aww, man. That person is one of The Sheep”
“Why do you say that?”
“Because he follows the Heard.

The Sheep by Dirk Pitt May 29, 2022

Sharing the Sheep 

"Sharing the sheep" is when one or more people are being super serious or stern about something, and two or more people keep looking at each other and trying not to laugh at them.

"Man, did you see how angry John was with us?"

"Yeah, we did well to keep Sharing the Sheep."

Sharing the Sheep by JJamie March 1, 2014

Shearing the sheep 

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.

What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!

Shearing the sheep by TehOwner February 27, 2015